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i'm also that asshole 😅
THE BEAR | 1.04: DOGS
#Certified Chicago Post™#(it's true though ketchup is a child's condiment I'm sorry don't put that shit on my food)
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BEYONCÉ Cowboy Carter and the Rodeo Chitlin’ Circuit Tour, London June 7, 2025
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A powerful bath and body works scent settles over the breakroom...
[all employees gain a +2 to effeminacy for their next turn ]
#I look like that meme of Lois looking at the prescription pill bottle on the table about Guilty As Fig#I'm addicted to that scent right now
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no i don’t think that was based on my likes actually
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people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.
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MILE PHAKPHUM & APO NATTAWIN Shine Press Conference
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Imagine if you will a big and large dog. Your not making it big enough in your mind. Okay now it's good. Picture its favorite food is berries and salmon. You want to pet it, don't you? Well don't. What you've just invented is a bear. And you're under arrest for inventing the bear.

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yeah
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I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol
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you can just feel the self-congratulatory glee of whoever named this paint this color, like they truly thought they were so funny and i think you're so funny paint color naming man good job paint man
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Now in these last agonizing minutes of life you have left, let me answer the question you asked earlier more thoroughly.
KILL BILL, VOL. 2 2004 — dir. Quentin Tarantino
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Out of context Anthony Bourdain
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