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thinking about creatures.

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Wedding night (OCs)

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Wedding night

(Part 1)

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i want a mysterious source of income

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I laughed so fucking hard at this

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Just girls being gals

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Falin wip

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its filling up your head!!!

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we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

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I will NEVER see a prehistoric dinosaur

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I do the opposite of gatekeeping, I’m not going to shut up until you like this thing as much as I do

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american satan

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rice, like humans, is mostly water. thus, eating rice may be essentially equivalent to cannibalism. and as we know, cannibalism is frequently used as a metaphor or even stand-in for gay sex. therefore eating rice can be seen as the same as gay sex. in this essay I will

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sketching at the museum

prints available from June 9-16

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Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her