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tiktoks with vine energy pt. 7

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kissy

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look at this absolute baby i found at work the other day

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she was seriously worried that the city would get rid of the grafitti before she could take a picture with it

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i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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shoutout to bi ppl fr. bi women, bi men, bi nonbinary people. blows a kiss to masc bi women and fem bi men in particular. fat bi people, bi poc, aspec bi people, trans bi people, i love all you guys

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🍥🍅 first kiss

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My cats wanted to fight again and I wasn't letting them but the passion in their eye contact suggests they started fighting telepathically

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Ploop ploop ploop

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RB if you think CD drives in computers are not obsolete, but in fact still necessary, despite being artificially phased out

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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn

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in a moment, everything can change

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It’s been thirty years, and the bit in The Princess Bride where Inigo goes:

“Let me explain… no, there is too much. Let me sum up.”

… is still the most relatable exchange I’ve ever seen in a film.

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so true

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my therapist: so how are you doing today?

me: