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you will not guess where this ao3 summary is going

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"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach

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we as a community need to start considering the act of speculating on a persons agab as an act of transphobia

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I’m sitting in the town square waiting to meet my friends and a guy just vaulted over my head instead of walking around. dude what

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im so glad they invented sad ant with bindle

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hate when I'm trying to just take a normal drink but it turns out I'm thirstier than I thought so I end up gulping it down like a goddamn cartoon characer. the indignity of water lust.

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the problem with buying food is after you eat it you have to go buy more food

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we've been doing this thing called "hitting the nosferatu" where you hunch your shoulders and walk towards things while pointing with a long creepy finger

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Don't accept rotten food from anyone

I know you all think its so simple

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why must clothes tear when you wear them repeatedely? love should make you stronger

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I love fantasy rpgs very dearly but I’ll never be able to fully accept their arbitrary and often contradictory decision to nerf magic in favour of non-enchanted weapons still being relevant. if you have an axe, I don’t give a fuck how resilient the metal is. it should not protect you from my Faggot Lightning

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The thing about panic at the disco is that no one won