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US state borders but they are based off rivers and mountains

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i was gonna make a meme edit that was like "how sex jokers look when real fuckers come at them" but then I became preoccupied by the phrase sex jokers. Sex jokers. The sex joker. The sex joker

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I truly believe we could fix so many problems if the world wasn’t making us all so dang tired

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new season of survivor my wife keeps bein like “Why are you rooting for Mary so hard” and I’m like “It’s complicated.”

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What the fuck.

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"the new pope is problematic" well folks it's the catholic fucking church so im not really sure where your hopes were at

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"the new pope is problematic" well folks it's the catholic fucking church so im not really sure where your hopes were at

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cloud & tifa (2/?)

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Tiny friends

Photographed by Miles Herbert

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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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shooting 8 wads in rapid fire fashion until my balls make the signature m1 garand ping! indicating i’m out

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Problems disorder

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