dysfunctionalcryptid

[dysfunctionalcryptid]

hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all

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i get high & start actn like joe biden

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this video has invaded my brain

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They're all besties in my head okay

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there's a fine line between being wary of manipulation and becoming completely paranoid because you get very close to the realisation that pretty much all human interaction involves doing things we hope will lead to a result we like

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Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”

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spin this wheel of all the pokemon. you now have to fight this pokemon. just you and it, bare-knuckle

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and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that

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