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dysfunctionalmom-blog · 7 years ago
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You can find me hiding from my kids in the bathroom drinking wine after this long day. #momneedswine #boymom #longday #theofficemakeseverythingrelatable 
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dysfunctionalmom-blog · 7 years ago
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It took me quite a long time to develop a voice and now that I have it, I am not going to be silent
Madeleine Albright
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dysfunctionalmom-blog · 7 years ago
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#boymom
It has been said before that raising boys is not for the faint of heart. No words spoken have ever been truer. Mainly because they are so damn gross. I constantly find myself sniffing around the bathroom trying to find the area trying to find where the stench of rotting pee is coming from. Is it the floor, the wall, the ceiling, who the hell knows anymore. Especially seeing as how it has been at least all of those listed on more than one occasion and areas I am sure I have not even discovered yet. I mean I even found it on the outside of the shower curtain once. NOT the inside where I could sort of justify that they were cleaning themselves and didn't want to make a mess with water getting in and out, but NO. It was on the OUTSIDE. Why is it so hard for these tiny destructive humans to grasp the concept that the pee must be aimed at the HUGE hole that is the toilet EVERY time. And by tiny humans, I am referring to my boys aged 6 and 8. So, plenty old enough to know how this works now. Lord give me strength. #boymom #sendwine #mamaneedsavacay 
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