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Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best.

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happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess

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Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

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i think she suffered more than sisyphus tbh

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By Ed Himelblau

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Damn bro....

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winner

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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

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wtf can you stop that it's weird

Nothing you say or do can make me post any better

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gave her a ciggy :3

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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LOL but seriously release the hounds