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Holy shit my fic mention

not a hot take but any other new good phighting fics on ao3 you’d recommend?

I think someone before asked this and I loved all the recommendations! Would love some more!!

I personally don’t have any, I haven’t really looked at Phighting Ao3 for a bit.

Quick, if you’re reading this, toss your favorite Phighting fanfics in the notes!

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these are KILLING me

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just watched i saw the tv glow. that was the most devastatingly beautifully horrifying film i've ever seen. it just. i can't even put it into words. i literally feel like tv static. it's uniquely terrifying.

watch this movie if you can, especially if you're queer. you won't be normal afterwards and i guarentee it's a good thing.

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*dies hundreds of years ago as the village fool* well that fucking sucked lol let’s try again *reincarnated as a tumblr user* FUUUUUUCK

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Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"

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Graduation complete 🎉🎉🎉🎉

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moth

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When wandering the snowy flats at the edges of the Dark Cacao Kingdom, be wary to the sound of metal against rocks beneath your feet. Choco Crepe Cookie's special claws can only be sharpened on the hardest of stones---ones found in the deep tubnels beneath the kingdom. Should you take one wrong step around their sharp eyes, you might end up with a jammy fate!

Choco Crepe Cookie - they/them - charge, front

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Ship Sizes

Supercarrier: fandom flagship.  Everybody and their dog ships it.  The fandom is glutted with artwork and fic.  You cannot escape this ship.

Dreadnought: massively popular.  Nearly everybody ships it.  You can, with dedication, in theory, reach the end of the AO3 archive for the ship’s tag, but it’ll take a long time.

Cruiser: pretty popular ship.  Not everyone ships it, but everyone knows about it.  Has a good amount of fic/art, and probably multiple ask blogs.

Frigate: just plain popular.  Feels like it could use more fanworks.  New people to the fandom might not know about it, but they’ll stumble across it sooner rather than later.

Gunboat: bit of a rarepair.  It might have an ask blog or two.  A couple big name fans ship it.  Probably only takes a few weeks to get through the entire AO3 backlog, and one new fic gets added during that time.

Tugboat: rarepair.  Almost never seen except as a side pairing to a more popular ship.  You can usually get through everything on AO3 in a matter of days.  You’ve forgotten what it is to be picky about what you read.

Rowboat: less than a dozen people ship it.  You all know each other.  You exist in an endless cycle of the same five people desperately producing art and fic and one person who constantly contributes headcanons.

Canoe: you are one of maybe three people who ship it, and there’s a not-insignificant chance you’ve never encountered those other two hypothetical shippers.  You spend your days paddling furiously in hopes of keeping the ship afloat, dreaming of the day you upgrade to a rowboat so you can finally rest.

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tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

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The pain and agony of fixating on a side character that isn't well beloved by the fandom:

I have found 0 fics focused on this character that isn't exclusively shipping

Same with art I can rarely find the character alone

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About that CRK post, what do you think Gumball Cookie might be? (or Shadow Milk)

Gumball is a raccoon. He just has big raccoon energy I fear

As for Shmilk: He's a direwolf mixed with fringed myotis bat! Direwolves to represent knowledge itself---something now extinct, yet brought back and waved around as the real thing, despite only being a faux recreation. Bats on the other hand are cute critters that people tend to hate---they don't harm us in any way, yet humans hate them. Also to match with Blapphire & Capple, who are both other species of myotis bat!

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i feel like tumblr doesnt know about the pain and suffering that is english tap water,,,, girl there are stalagmites inside me

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reblog and put in the tags a physical feature about yourself that might change your mutuals visual idea of you

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HP Hatecraft, the opposite of HP Lovecraft.

HP Hatecraft, the world's least racist author who owns a cat with a normal name