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Tale Weaver Part 8

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Days 30 and 31 of drawing susie (technically not every day) until the chapters release. Idk anything about Ace Attorney lol my bad.

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jesus christ

i got 6 of these. people, be aware of what you're responding to. for as much as i want to help people, all these messages are the same except the pinged account. theyre scams. if they werent, i dont think theyd be anonymous senders.

be safe online.

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i got 6 of these. people, be aware of what you're responding to. for as much as i want to help people, all these messages are the same except the pinged account. theyre scams. if they werent, i dont think theyd be anonymous senders.

be safe online.

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like to charge reblog to cast

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

🕯️🕯️ may all 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️corrupt politicians🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ meet their fate 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ ‧͙☆༓happy ides༓☆‧͙🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ to all 🕯️🕯️

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

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which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

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Stop fucking squirming. I am feeding you oats.

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The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.

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Welcome.

Im Solstice/Sol or Zephyr, your neighborhood artist and reblogger

Art Blog: @solnullxiety

Ramble Blog: @spitballing

Quotes Blog: @quotes-for-your-story

Pleased to meet yall. Ill add shit as we go.

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Rosemary? You mean spicy pine needles?

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Under the soft petals of the white flower

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:P

i poke you

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what can be improved w this chat

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redraw of the century put hereee

this is of two of my characters, siblings, and fallen gods. the original inspo & pose was from vocalokat & her song Self Proclaimed Angel

i drew this before in 2023, so i redrew it. i started it sometime in 24, but i only just finished it. im really happy with my progress on faces and side profiles

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comments from tiktok about siblings

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woke up and someone spilled vanilla extract all over my dash, so as punishment you strange little beasties are getting all the VANILLA FACTS i know:

vanilla is the 2nd most expensive spice in the world (2nd to saffron)

which is why more than 99% of what we call "vanilla extract" is actually vanillin (vanilla's dominant flavor compound) and is not extracted from real vanilla.

luckily, even professionals struggle to tell the difference when it comes to things like baked goods. but there is a distinct difference in non-heat treated products like vanilla ice cream. real vanilla has a more complex, individualized flavor profile.

why is vanilla so expensive? because it is a ridiculously delicate & demanding crop. complete primadonna.

vanilla beans come from vanilla orchids. these crazy flowers bloom for A SINGLE DAY and have to be HAND-POLLINATED in a process that is exhausting, delicate, and requires specialist knowledge passed down over generations.

then, if you're lucky, you get vanilla beans.

which then require months of further specialized treatment.

the entire process takes about a year and can go wrong at any stage

vanilla has been cultivated for over 800 years (possibly much longer). the first known cultivators are the Totonac, an indigenous people of Mexico.

the Aztecs used it as a sweetener to balance out the bitter taste of cocoa. it was popular in a drink called xocolatl--the precursor to modern hot chocolate!

it is only pollinated by a very specific orchid bee!!!

which is why no fruit could be grown outside of Mexico until the 1800s

Edmond Albius, born into slavery, invented the pollination method we still use today--launching a global industry when he was just 12 years old.

today, the majority of the world's vanilla is grown in Madagascar

if you want real vanilla, read the labels carefully--it's harder to find than you think!

in conclusion, those tiny black specks you see in fancy vanilla ice cream? those are vanilla bean seeds! itty bitty orchid seeds!!! they are delicious and also a PRISSY BITCH!

(src)

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i forgot to add this one to the last post