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[e-boydirkstrider]

women want me fish want me. fish women think my tits are hot. lately ive been wondering about god and i think ive figured it out. its me im god.

[e-boydirkstrider]

women want me fish want me. fish women think my tits are hot. lately ive been wondering about god and i think ive figured it out. its me im god.

[e-boydirkstrider]

its a lightsaber like sans undertales. or just a bottle of dew. he calls it "little dewy"

Now I certainly wasn’t expecting Mountain Dew to suddenly get a mascot who looked like a rejected tumblr sexy man, but I guess it’s ultimately harmless? And while not the worst thing to happen recently, it’s pretty odd. Like I don’t get why they hired a famous mangaka but the striped leggings were a bit much. I’m usually a big fan of multiple piercings but they just don’t quite fit with his neon-green ponytail. Idk, what did you guys think? I’ll still be drinking Mountain Dew, but I’m not sure I  can take the stuff seriously when there’s some anime twink on the side of the can.

[e-boydirkstrider]

snatched this url haha