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u ever talk to someone and abracadabra ur day is a million times better

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think the next time my ex tries to contact me i’ll just send him the crying audios he would send me to try to guilt trip me

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i’m so stupid holy shit

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i’m supposed to be single bitch life-ing not buying his favorite snacks and getting perfumes and lotions in his favorite scent UGGGHHHHGGHHHHHH

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there’s a tesla at the goodwill…

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wanna throw up

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"My pretty girl" during mating press.

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I want a long vacation with no responsibilities and gross sex with someone who cares about me

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so the company i work for sends automated opt-in messages to our customers that allow them to keep up with deals and events. but what the customers don’t know is that if they respond with anything other than the two options given for accept or decline, the employees get an email with their response and i’m so glad for it

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slutty online 🤝 shy and quiet irl

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being a masochist is literally so funny. im like "man i feel like absolute shit. yk what would help? Being Hit Real Hard"

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Come with me to the cemetery, won't you? It's so nice outside

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if I don’t get animalistically rutted into by a man twice my size and double my weight immediately, im killing myself

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kinda have had the shakes all day long

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valelacroix-vale

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fighting the problematic stereotype of 'only the bad guys are weird sex perverts' by making the good-hearted protagonist an even weirder sex pervert