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It would never happen to you, though. 'Cause, like...I would never even do that.

e-jaeger replied to your post:Would you ever let somebody chop of your dick and fuck you with it?

I think they’re just kidding, Armin. But it is really gross.

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Maybe I know a mutual friend who would like their asshole tongued.. Hm? Ever thought of that?

What the-- who even is this?!

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Do you eat ass?

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Would you ever let somebody eat your ass?

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Do you like to eat ass?

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Why wouldn't you ever consider tonguing an asshole?

Because I'm not disgusting! Why do you even care so much?!

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Would you ever let somebody tongue /your/ asshole?

No! What the hell! Stop talking about tonguing assholes!

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Would you ever consider tonguing an asshole?

Isn't this basically the same question? It's still no.

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Do you like to eat ass?

No, gross.

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Probably, like...I don't know. Some cool doctor or something. They could give me tips and stuff. Or, maybe Drake so I could get his autograph and give it to Armin.

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People who think it's cool to pick on people that aren't as strong as them.

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I really like it when I wake up and my hair is all spiky. It makes me feel like a cool cartoon character or something. But one with spiky hair, duh.

When dogs are nice and they come up and lick my hand. It's cool when animals aren't dickheads.

When the garlic butter on garlic bread isn't too chunky and stuff. 'Cause, like, you still have the garlic but it's not too much.

When headphones that go over your ears are super comfy and they feel like pillows on your ears. Sometimes I wear headphones without even listening to anything with them because they're so comfortable.

Uh, my best bro Armin. He's my most favorite.

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Uh... you have cool hair and you're my best friend. And you're super awesome, bro. And I really love you. And, like, your hair isn't the only cool thing about you. You have cool eyes and your smile is also cool and you're small and shit so I like hugging you. Sorry, this is weird.

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THINGS ABOUT MY MUSE, FILL UP MY INBOX

☯: Five songs from my muse’s playlist

∞: My muse’s thought’s about your muse.

★: Five of my muse’s favorite things (you can specify or not)

✘: What my muse wants to grow up to be.

✦: One thing my muse hates.

♚: One place my muse would like to travel to.

☮: One person my muse would like to meet.

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arminartit replied to your post:Eren, what's a hot Carl?

Do you enjoy hot Carl, then?

No! I mean, I've never done/had one, but I never, ever want to. And you don't need to know what it is, okay? Trust me.

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What's your favorite book?

Um, I normally only read graphic novels, so I hope that's okay... books are kind of boring without cool pictures. Some of my favorites are Black Hole by Charles Burns, The Drive In by Joe R. Lansdale, Uzumaki by Junji Ito, 30 Days of Night by Ben Templesmith, and Locke and Key by Joe Hill. There are more that just that, though.

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Eren, what's a hot Carl?

Um...it's a thing that you shouldn't see or do or anything. Like, never. Please don't do it.