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had a dream last night where i killed the youtuber trey the explainer with a sledgehammer during a police traffic stop
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Racist character of today:
Angel Dust from "Hazbin Hotel"
requested by @passarellasd
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whoop whoop mother fucker bruce fanjoy i hope you kick ass
Mark Carney was elected Canada’s prime minister Monday, CBC News and CTV News both projected, with Canadians giving the Liberal leader the mandate he sought to take on President Donald Trump’s tariffs and trade policy.
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stop sending me gaza asks i do not trust random fucking go fund me links
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please hire me mcdonalds
how the fuck do i write a resume i want a job and oblivion remastered
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how the fuck do i write a resume i want a job and oblivion remastered
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jerking one out in memoriam of our holy father pope francis
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(bug dwyer holding a magnifying glass over his head) Please leave the hive if this will affect you
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i shouldve fuckjing read the course description for english and npow i am going insane about writing an essay about poems that i dont give a fuck about
when iyt says literature and culture i expect it analyse how literature impacts t6he greater world and not what the fuck a metaphor is
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this would be sick as fuck if the poll wasn't from the firm run by an alcoholic who lets his bias leak into his data
According to a new study by EKOS, Conservative Party leader Pierre Poilievre is projected to lose his seat in Parliament in Canada’s next federal election. Poilievre currently represents the Ottawa riding of Carleton. The study finds the Liberals polling at 50%, followed by the Conservatives at 35% and the NDP at 7%. The Liberals are projected to win 251 seats, followed by the Conservatives with 90 seats. According to 338Canada, the odds of a Liberal victory in the coming election are 97%.
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#sorry frank graves#they did manage to predict the liberals overtaking the conservatives like two weeks early but who the hell knows
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jusr broke down crying in my basement because i have no fucking clue how to solve differential equation s
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Have you ever considered donating bodily fluids in exchange for cash or perhaps little collectible figures
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