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Beautiful!! Fine copper!

oxidized copper is such a beautiful color palette. The rich reds with the cool teals. Such a vibrant combo. No one is doing it like her.

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Now THIS is fine quality copper

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Ahhh to be a elf......

What is an elf?

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You want it! I've got it!

Fine quality copper!!

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I told you, fine quality copper.

What's the first question that really pops into peoples' minds about Ea-Nasir? I'm trying to write this history down, but I'm struggling.

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starting an elite paramilitary black ops group who sneak into the homes of authors and cut one to three zeroes off any number of years given in a fantasy or sci-fi novel

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What the hell?

As a Human, I enjoy having fingers and toes. High five! For five fingers!

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WOAH WOAH WOAH CALM DOWN THERE!!

It was one bad order!! No need to exaggerate!

“average person defrauds 3 customers a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person defrauds 0 customers per year. Ea-Nasir, who lives in a house with all of his complaint tablets & defrauds over 10,000 copper buyers each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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That's me babey!!!

The different genres of Doctor Who episode:

The dumbest bullshit you've ever seen. Just absolute baby brain nonsense.

Man, aliens are weird, huh?

Genuine high-concept science fiction serving as biting if heavy-handed social commentary on present issues

*Lisa Simpson voice* Look, Mom! It's Ea-Nasir!

Nightmare fuel that will traumatize a generation of children while adults roll their eyes.

The villain is determined to out-camp every other camp villain combined. There will probably be a needle drop.

The harrowing story of one character's personal hell

Tbe Doctor is sorely tempted to break one of the laws of time and/or one of his firmly held moral boundaries, never mind all the times he's done this without comment.

The Daleks are back, and they're purple now

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Needless to say, I am hopelessly dependent upon the ingot

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looks like some good quality copper ore on the Market board on Siren

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But when I, Ea-Nasir

copper my beloved

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Omg brooooooo you for real right now 😮‍💨

It's still so strange to me how apparently taboo it is to like a post on someone's Instagram from a month ago when there are posts still circulating on Tumblr from 1550 BCE

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dj-nasir got the whole club complaining about his selection of metal

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:/ kinda mean hearted

When an Ur guy / sells Nanni things / but the copper’s bad, / He simply records his complaint for all time / “I got a bad deal / I’m maaaaad”

My Favorite Things [Explained]

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Maybe,, maybe look elsewhere 😔

Shoutout to the time my partner and I got so excited to see Ea-Nasir's hate mail in person that we failed to notice the Code of Hammurabi next to it

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YES?!

just found fanfic written on clay tablets in cuneiform and then the pictures were uploaded to ao3 the good omens fandom is insane