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can y’all believe that almost half of 2017 is like …. over

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someone about my favorite character: i don’t like them

rational me: that’s okay, not everyone loves the same character

me on the inside: (ง •̀_•́)ง (ง •̀_•́)ง (ง •̀_•́)ง (ง •̀_•́)ง

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if I had to see this so do all of you

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i love the fact that like… if you wanted to you could throw a chair… stool…. lamp… medium sized houseplant… even a lightweight table…. theres nothing physically stopping you from throwing furniture around, only social constructs and your own cowardice.

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half-typing something into yr address bar expecting it to autofill and ending up on google searching tumb or twi is like doing a trust fall and getting fucking dropped

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Satan: hey I bought your soul last month and- Me: no returns. Satan: please it’s making me sad.

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does no one realize that robin hood was a terrible role model for young kids? i mean you are stealing from people (illegal) and those people (usually) worked hard to get their wealth. it really demotivates people to succeed when they know they can get something someone else worked for.

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seriously, fuck the false dichotomy between Science and The Arts. as if capital-S Science isn’t an art that requires creativity, perseverance, patience, and skilled observation. as if The Arts don’t require rigor, discipline, practice, and attention to detail. as if both aren’t cultural structures that stand on foundations of sexist, racist, capitalist hierarchy. as if they both can’t be used for purposes of enrichment and revolution. i am so fucking over this idea of presenting science and art as opposites, when they have so much more in common than people think.

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Trash Bird is liked.

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What makes mothers all that they are? Might as well ask, “What makes a star?”

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Dutch commenter: the Chech Republic doesn't want to take part of Eurovision anymore because they always lose so bad

Dutch commenter: but this year they'll do better than ever

Dutch commenter: because the highest they ever got was 18th place in the semis

Dutch commenter: and this year there are only 17 countries