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Coke or Pepsi?

Hmm.. Coke, for ure-say!

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Founder, King same thing stop being so humble…..

papa says you should get a better job like a doctor in stead of being a silly little joker

tell papa I get paid more than half his annual salary being a silly little joker. Court jesters are closest to the king and are underestimated the most since well they’re just seen as silly and little…. Smh…. You fool

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my half-siblings are currently Much Shorter than me but they'll 100% gonna end up Much Taller than me, so every chance i get i just. put my hand on their heads & say "small child" & then walk away lol

my brother now randomly says "i am small :D" so i consider this a success

Aww! Well atleast he’s self aware now

I can’t relate.. I’m the tallest and oldest heh 😼 (@somanyflowersinagarden @strawberry-matcha-latte short stacks)

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(//AGAIN WITH THE JANKY REPLY THING FUCK U TUMBLR)

Ah do you really think I’d spend my time trying to woo my way into the dreams of someone like YOU?

..yeah. Fair I get why you’d assume so.

But how do you know you forgetting everything wasn’t part of my EVIL master plan? 😼

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guess what's still stuck in my head bc of you >:/ 👉

🎶✨ Maganese rice balls, tons of Maganese ✨ ✨ Maganese rice balls, tons of Maganese ✨🎶

I’m just so inspirational ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ what can I say dear.. well I’m glad I’m catching on

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whenever someone coughs/sneezes in my family we say "stop dying" & so i say it to Everyone now

and apparently this is halarious to my friends bc they don't expect "stop dying" or "dying is bad for your health" lmao

household-wise the response is usually "I'm grown i do what i want!!" or just silence lol, so my friends breaking down into laughter is very amusing to me

Your family seems very thoughtful, hm.

Oh! Senku dear actually says that to me whenever I sneeze too! ….. he’s such a kind soul isn’t he.

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siiigh

Oh what pretty drawings! ^^ is that you, dear?

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The Sun, also known as Sol, is a star at the center of the solar system. It is a white star that gives off different types of energy such as infrared energy (heat), ultraviolet light, radio waves and light.

The Sun gives off a stream of particles, which reaches Earth as "solar wind". The source of all this energy is nuclear fusion. Nuclear fusion is the reaction in the star which turns hydrogen into helium and makes huge amounts of energy. It is a nearly perfect ball of hot plasma.The Sun looks yellow to people on Earth, but it is really white.

But I suppose you already knew that, Mr. Asagiri. It was a distraction.

I stole your overcoat. It now belongs to me.

Sol? Sol dear..

Wow.. how uh. Fascinating! Is this Senku dear messing with me because I swear if it is.

And are you really underestimating a mentalist of my caliber? I’m not that dumb. I’m cautious, everyone knows this. There’s a BOMB in your right sleeve.

ok no there isn’t but I HOPE YOU KNOW I HAVE SEVERAL SPARES. And I spilt cola on that one anyways </3

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i have, for the 1000th time, hurt myself in a stupid way 😔

i was taking out the trash & somehow i scraped my pinky suprisingly bad??? i didn't even notice i hurt it until like 3 minutes later when i saw the blood

has since been cleaned, disinfected, and bandaged but like. HOW DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN SUSJSHS

i also have a faint scar on my upper arm from taking something out of the oven and burning myself

Oh dear..!

Ack, that sounds asty-nay.. maybe Luna dear ( @luna-loves-senku ) could treat your wounds? ^^ our favorite medic!

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..WELL- I suppose he would be. Im his right hand man what can I say!

papa says you should get a better job like a doctor in stead of being a silly little joker

tell papa I get paid more than half his annual salary being a silly little joker. Court jesters are closest to the king and are underestimated the most since well they’re just seen as silly and little…. Smh…. You fool

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THAT IS NOT TRUE! AND I am incredibly good at impressions you know this! Sorry I don’t want to become your boyfriend, dear UKYO…

i am in despair.

yesterday i realized i picked up Ryusui's snap-point thing by accident.

today i remembered it.

I spend a lot of time pacing around & daydreaming so I do random hand motions a lot. previously this was mainly fingerguns .... which i picked up from someone else

the fact that I'm almost always Completely Deadpan might make this even funnier tbh

Yea he is very contagious.. I caught myself going “aha!” And snapping just like him.. after that I fell to my knees and wallowed in despair.

I can only imagine you going in a monotone voice “aha. Haha.” And snapping flamboyantly hehe

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Why would I..? :3

i once managed to accidentally convince two of my friends to put chocolate syrup in instant ramen

id been jokingly going "ok now i put chocolate in the ramen" for a while just to make people suffer (I don't put chocolate syrup in ramen. .... I, however, do put honey in ramen consistently)

One friend got the same ramen i always get & put chocolate syrup in it. They confirmed it is horrible.

another heard of this story & put chocolate syrup in plain ramen noodles, which they say turned out well lol

i did not intend to convince EITHER OF THEM to put chocolate in ramen lmaoo

is this some new form of (psychological) torture

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KISS ME

CLOSE YOUR EYES

MISS ME

I CAN FEEL YOUR LIPS

ON MY FINGERTIPS

/ref /iykyk /you know who i am hahaha so respond accordingly

//ooc: I actually have no idea who you are

P.. PARDON? Well that’s a bit forward but.. heh.. if you insist… ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ

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i used to uwu-ify the names of my friends to annoy the hell out of them

i am bored

im gonna find everyone with o's or u's in their names that i think would give amusing reactions

unfortunately . there is no o or u in your name, so i can't uwu-ify yours 😔

Oh ! Oh no oh shucks that’s so sad (THANK GOD)

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…(o_o) oh. Oh my. Oh dear

@bangbang-kapow

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Eexactly!! See! ^^

papa says you should get a better job like a doctor in stead of being a silly little joker

tell papa I get paid more than half his annual salary being a silly little joker. Court jesters are closest to the king and are underestimated the most since well they’re just seen as silly and little…. Smh…. You fool

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curses you with manual breathing

😦

Curse you anon… shakes fist.. I’ll get back at you!!