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“I’m still lookin’ for the perfect ring,” he murmurs. “Need to make sure you’ll love it.” “You could make me a ring out of twine and I’d still wear it,” she says, smiling shyly against his skin. “Or a bullet, if you want to get creative.” He presses a kiss to her temple. “I’m marryin’ you. That’s a promise.”

(nervously peeks around the corner) heeeeyyyyy......................... so there's this man

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{The Moonlight Staining His Cheeks Vermillion} Murr SSR Card Story Translation

‧͙⁺˚･༓☾ Murr's 2025 June Bride SSR ☽༓･⁺˚‧͙

Ft. Faust, Akira and a bouquet of...?

Thank you so much @amorest-viesse for proof-reading <3

A Thrilling Bouquet Toss Chapter 1

Outside the window the snow rages over the vast tundra. And in a certain mansion in the Northern Country…

The wizards and I were helping Sir Heine — a Northern Wizard — and his bride with their wedding preparations.

Faust: Once we’re done setting the table, all that’s left to do is to bring the food out.

Akira: Yes! Thanks to everyone's help, we finished in no time at all!

Murr: Look, look! The cutlery shines so pretty in the candlelight~

Faust: Murr! Don’t spin the forks around like that, it’s dangerous!

Murr: That’s the seventh time you’ve said that, Faust~!

Faust: Because you’ve done it seven times.

The sound of Faust’s sigh and Murr’s laughter echoed through the mansion.

In the desolate room, I suddenly turned my gaze to the bride, who sat quietly in her chair.

The bride — clad in her snow-white dress, was now nothing more than bones. There was something about her hands that struck me as unbearably lonely.

Murr: What’s wrong, Master Sage? You keep staring at the bride.

Akira: Ah…

Akira: It’s just that… Even though we’ve done so much for. I can’t help but feel she’s missing something.

Faust: That’s true. She's only wearing a dress and a veil, very simple attire for such a grand celebration.

Akira: I was thinking… Maybe if she had a bouquet, it might feel more like a real wedding celebration.

Akira: Still, it wouldn’t be appropriate to get something for the bride without asking Sir Heine first.

Faust: You’ve always been great at noticing the details…

Faust: Well, I don't think he'd be particularly offended if we prepared a bouquet.

Murr: Let’s make one before we think too much about it~!

Murr: I know a bouquet we can make even in the cold harsh climate of the North~!

Akira: …! Really? What sort of bouquet…?

Murr: Eanul Rambul!

As Murr uttered his  spell, several forks abruptly rose up from the table.

Then, a napkin flew over and tied them together like a ribbon.

Akira: This is…

Faust: A fork bouquet?

Murr: Yup! It’s all the rage at weddings in the West right now!

Murr: By the way, after the bride gets the bouquet. She does this—

Murr: Heave-ho!

Akira: !?

Faust: … Huh?

With a great force, Murr launches the bouquet straight at Faust.

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Chapter 2

Faust: Satillquinart Mullcreed.

Faust calmly recited his spell.

In an instant, a sparkling wall of light appeared in front of him.

As the bouquet bounced off it like a ball, Murr twirled through the air and caught it.

Murr: Aaw, I got rejected.

Faust: Murr, what were you thinking? That’s dangerous.

Murr: The danger is what makes it popular in the West!

Murr: It’s a “test of eternal love”!

Akira: What do you mean?

Murr: The bride throws the bouquet of forks towards the person she vows to love eternally. In other words, the groom.

Murr: Will he be able to catch it without flinching at its sharp points?

Murr: If he does catch it without hurting himself, their future together will be prosperous!

Faust: And if he can’t?

Murr: It means “Even if there are hardships, I’ll stay by your side.”

Akira: Ooh... Dramatic, but romantic!

Faust: …I’ll never understand Westerners.

Akira: In my world, we also have a custom of throwing bouquets, but it’s quite different from how they do it in the West.

Murr: Ooh! What kind of bouquets do they throw in your world?

Akira: Ah, it’s just a regular bouquet of flowers. But the bride doesn’t throw the bouquet at the groom, but rather the guests at the ceremony!

Akira: It is said that happiness will come to the person who catches the bouquet.

Faust: A peaceful custom, befitting a day of celebration.

Faust: If you want to throw a bouquet, maybe the Westerners should take a page from the Master Sage’s world?

Murr: Great idea! If you say it’s a powerful charm from another world, they’ll jump right on it!

Murr: I’ll mention it at the salon later to see if it really takes off!

Akira: (Throwing a bouquet of forks… I was quite surprised. But it is a trend befitting the West.)

In the end, Faust rejected Murr’s idea, saying it was too dangerous.

I wiped the forks that Murr had bundled up and put them back in their right places.

Akira: Alright. That should be the last one.

Faust had gone to clean in another room, and Murr had disappeared at some point.

As I finished up, I heard a voice call out to me.

Murr: Master Sage—

Akira: Hm? What is it?

When I turned towards the direction of the voice, I saw…

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Chapter 3

Murr: Here it goes~!

As before, Murr raised something above his head, about to throw it.

In his hands, sparkling in the light, was the bouquet of forks.

Akira: (Huh? Wha-!? I thought I had put them all away!?)

Murr: Whoosh~

Before I could even say anything, the bouquet was already heading straight towards me.

Akira: !?!?!?!!?

Akira: Aah!

Boldly, I reach out for the bouquet.

Just before I was able to catch it, I heard a POP! and the bouquet changed its form.

Suddenly, a bouquet of crimson roses fell into my hands. The fragrance of fresh flowers tickled my nose.

Akira: …Huh?

Murr: Ooh~ Nice catch~!

Murr: Nice job, Master Sage!

Akira: M-Murr…? W-what is all this about?

Murr: Ahaha! I was curious to see how you’d react!

Murr: Hey, why’d you try to catch it? Weren’t you afraid you’d get hurt?

Murr: You could’ve dodged it. Or were you expecting it to turn into a bouquet of flowers?

Akira: P-please wait a minute. I haven’t even processed what happened yet…

Murr: Then take a deep breath with me! Fuu… Haah…

Akira: Fuu… Haah…

Murr: So? What’s the verdict? Why’d you try to catch the bouquet?

Akira: Well… Uhm…

Akira: You told me about the fork bouquet tossing earlier, right?

Murr: Mhmm. Could you elaborate~?

Akira: Catching it safely would bring me prosperity, right? But even if I failed, it'd still mean I'd stay here despite the hardships that come my way.

Akira: I thought it sounded romantic—and besides…

Akira: That’s how I feel about all of you.

Murr: …

Akira: I hope I can continue living happily with all of you. Even if we face some hardships, I still want to be with everyone… Something like that?

Akira: So it just felt wrong to not catch the bouquet.

Akira: Uhm… I guess that’s my answer?

Murr: Ahaha, Master Sage you really are the best!

Murr: Not only did I get the answer to my question. But I even got a passionate confession!

Murr laughs and spins around.

He drifted slowly towards me, like a fickle cat, and leaned in to smell the roses.

Murr: I knew I was right to throw you a bouquet of flowers instead of forks.

Akira: Huh…? What do you mean?

Murr chuckled softly and leaned forward. His shimmering purple hair swayed gently.

Murr: I wish you all the happiness.

My gaze meets Murr’s, who smiles at me through the flowers.

Murr: We feel the same, Master Sage.

Card Episode — Perfect for a formal occasion

Akira: Thank you for telling me about weddings in the Western Country the other day, Murr.

Akira: I was surprised to hear that such bouquet tosses were popular!

Murr: Well then, how ‘bout I do you one better?

Murr: There’s another wedding tradition popular amongst the rich in the West. Want to hear about it?

Akira: Yes! What is it?

Murr: First you cut up the wedding cake and serve it to the guests.

Murr: Then… Surprise!

Murr: One piece of the cake has a chocolate coin hidden in it!

Akira: Woah, what an exciting surprise! What happens to the one who gets the chocolate coin?

Murr: They have to pay for everything! The entire wedding cost!

Akira: Huh?! The entire wedding…?!

Akira: The cost of a rich person’s wedding in the Western Country must be ridiculous…? I can imagine all kinds of luxuries…

Murr: Yup, it totally is! It’s probably a hundred times more expensive than you’re currently imagining.

Akira: Eep! A hundred times…

Murr: Perfect for a formal occasion, isn’t it? A thrill you don’t get to experience often!

Akira: (P-perfect for a formal occasion…? But then again, this is the Western Country we’re talking about…)

Homescreen Line

“I’ll give this ring to you. It is said that the stone shining in this ring brings a lifetime together with someone you love. …Why am I giving it to you? It’s just the whim of a silly Western Wizard. When I saw you smile, strangely enough, I felt like giving it to you.”

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If anyone, at all, can match even a 10th of my donation, I'd consider it a massive christmas gift.

Please, help my friend Mohammed. His family is cold, and hungry.

It would mean a great deal to me.

You can find his fundraiser here,

And you can see that it's been vetted by 90-Ghost here.

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On Revolutionary Art

To Black Men, Women, and Children

Painting revolutionary things. Painting beautiful things, too, Trying to brainwash the brain washed with a stroke or two.

Painting a revolutionary thing-- whities hanging Black Men. Painting a revolutionary thing-- whities raping Black Women. Painting revolutionary things-- ni--ers fighting whitey's war. Painting revolutionary things Painting revolutionary things Painting revolutionary things

Painting a Liberation scene, too, Black People killing whities. It's about time. It's Four Hundred Years overdue. Painting beautiful things, too, big lips, small lips, middle-sized lips. Painting beautiful things, light skin, brown skin, black skin too. Painting beautiful things curly hair, straight hair, nappy hair too. PAINTING BEAUTIFUL THINGS PAINTING BEAUTIFUL THINGS PAINTING BEAUTIFUL THINGS THEY'VE BEEN OVERDUE.

poem & artwork by Emory Douglas, published in the July 1967 edition of The Black Panther newspaper

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please don't have sex in disabled bathrooms if you're abled. we need somewhere to have sex too

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Do you want to see the oats I have in my pocket? Let me show you-

(oats blow away in the wind)

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been watching a lot of horror game playthroughs and i've always wanted to draw kinito. now's the perfect time! :D

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a poll from ibrahim!!! :D

hi all - i have an update on ibrahim @wolf-aid 's father, yasser. in january, he was diagnosed with bladder cancer. even after the traumatic surgery that was performed on him, the cancer has destroyed his bladder, and he needs another operation for a replacement. we are not sure how much this will cost, but we are trying to raise as much as we can to save his life!

please help ibrahim raise what he needs to have his father transported to the hospital ASAP! he is on the verge of death and needs help urgently!!!

please check his blog @wolf-aid for vetting proof!! thank you and much love from me, ibrahim, and his family again and again

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Please help my friends Marah and Mahmoud and their lovely family!

The people of Gaza are starving. There is very, very little food left, and the cost of what remains is cruelly astronomical. Gaza may soon even run out of food.

I am hosting this campaign !!

@mahrahpalestine @palestinian95 this campaign is vetted, please check marah's blog(s) out!

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From now on i'm only drawing things that would make teenage me happy e.g. slutty emo anime boys

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There are no words to say When will you help us — when we are dead?

An urgent appeal to everyone with compassion in their heart we want eat we are hunger !!

My friends, I am asking for support and donations so that we can eat. We are starving — our bodies are thin and exhausted from hunger.

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hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

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I shall not cower or flee. - Trish Una

Bruno Bucciarati | Leone Abbacchio | Guido Mista | Narancia Ghirga | Pannacotta Fugo

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The bombing never stops, and death knocks on their door every moment as they struggle just to stay alive. Prices are unbearable, and his children have started vomiting from hunger and lack of food. Everything is falling apart... even hope. Please help Sami and his family before the last light goes out.

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hate having to sit on public toilets because then I start experiencing the memories of everyone who sat there before me

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Virginia Giuffre has passed away yesterday. May she rest in peace.