i don’t have any red flags. i have a white flag. i give up
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Sharks are scary bc propaganda. Kangaroos are scary bc why do they look like they do crossfit. Alligators are not scary bc I grew up around them. Black bears are not scary bc they are scared of everything. Spiders are scary bc they look and move like that but they eat mosquitoes which endears them to me. Honeybees are not scary bc they have honey in their name and also they die if they sting you so you're probably safe. Wasps are scary bc of propaganda but also bc they are assholes. This has been a zoology lesson.
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- Nikita Gill
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