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Small kids will look up at you and with no prompting be like “umdidjyou no dat um one time my mommy and me um we um we we we went to da zoo and when I was there um last summer we went to da zoo and didjyou no what was dere? A koala I seen those on Wild Krats.”

Like wow you have no idea how conversation works but boy are you giving it your all - I will stand here and look mildly surprised the whole time and when you’re done I’ll say “really?” And you will nod and look so victorious.

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The quote “Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you” land among stars" is incorrect because the nearest star is 97 million miles away from the moon

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Published on Jan 6, 2010 Scoring on the Hoof Published in: Health & Medicine, Entertainment & Humor

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*wandering around rural russian wilderness wearing soggy sneakers* a-awesome… just like Stalker… *gently succumbs to the elements*

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The universal human experience of packing underwear for a vacation like you’re going to shit yourself every day

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CLUE (1985) dir. Jonathan Lynn

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i kinda wanna make a "what house are you" quiz where the answers are like "haunted house" "burning house" "waterlogged house" etc would anyone aside from @monstermarcie be into that

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stop everything, this is bitty doing research for his thesis

there’s more lmao, unhinged bitty energy

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just learned about a building in london that is so poorly designed it becomes a death ray that melts cars and creates a downdraft effect with wind so powerful that it knocks full grown adults to the ground

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This is one of my favorite childhood stories.

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Naomi Shihab Nye, “Supple Cord”

[text ID: My brother, in his small white bed, held one end. I tugged the other to signal I was still awake. We could have spoken, could have sung to one another, we were in the same room for five years, but the soft cord with its little frayed ends connected us in the dark, gave comfort even if we had been bickering all day. When he fell asleep first and his end of the cord dropped to the floor, I missed him terribly, though I could hear his even breath and we had such long and separate lives ahead.]

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To note:

FR: concentrer /EN: focus

FR: écureuil /EN: squirrel

FR: pingouin /EN: penguin

FR: câlin /EN: hug

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