earlsocksiii
earlsocksiii
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earlsocksiii · 7 hours ago
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earlsocksiii · 7 hours ago
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Being anti-death penalty is literally the easiest stance ever. People just say "but should the state kill THIS type of person?" and you just say "no". Not killing people is so fucking easy actually
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earlsocksiii · 7 hours ago
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I’m watching The Big Bang Theory in its natural setting—playing in the background of a hot spiral room—and I can say within that specific context, it is a very charming show. Like the saltine crackers of media.
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earlsocksiii · 10 hours ago
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bone serpents now control 90% of continental north america
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earlsocksiii · 1 day ago
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I wpuld like a Family Pig, to feed my hungry Twunk Masters.
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earlsocksiii · 1 day ago
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earlsocksiii · 1 day ago
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These pictures are killing me
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earlsocksiii · 1 day ago
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hey this is really really important
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earlsocksiii · 1 day ago
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earlsocksiii · 1 day ago
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I cant think anymore
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earlsocksiii · 1 day ago
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the moment i first understood the myth of meritocracy i think was when i read the "Eragon" books as a teenager, and it said on the back that the author had started writing them at 15 and it became a bestseller. this stressed me out so much, I also wanted that kind of success in writing at such a young age & kept thinking I should also be able to do it, that I must be doing something wrong – and then YEARS later i found out his parents had a publishing company and financed him touring through the whole U.S before the books became successful
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earlsocksiii · 1 day ago
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hey man everyone loved how convenient and easily forgettable you were on earth. u were the least inconvenient person out there. my buddy told me you were super helpful and nice and didn't take up any space and just slid away from their mind as soon as they stopped looking at you. it was really impressive how little of an impression you made on anyone. sucks that it didn't save you man.
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earlsocksiii · 1 day ago
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When the illness you have causes symptoms
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This isn’t the gif i was looking for but I’m kind of enamored by it. Die white boy
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earlsocksiii · 1 day ago
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thing that happened to me today
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earlsocksiii · 1 day ago
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earlsocksiii · 1 day ago
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There is a trend I've noticed over the years where I'll post critically about something present in D&D, either historically or something that is still mostly unaddressed by the game, and like. A bunch of people who approach D&D as fandom will react huffily like "what is the point of posting this? What do you want me to do with this? Why are you trying to make me not enjoy the game?"
And I mean first of all if even the observation that there might be something Fucked Up about a game means you suddenly can't enjoy it then well skill issue. But second of all, whether you want to or not the implicit message you are sending with these responses is "you should not be posting about any issues in the text or its surrounding culture, you should only be posting in a way that affirms to me that I am a morally good person for enjoying this thing."
Anyway shout-out to the time when someone said that the only reason they could think of for me posting critically about D&D was because I wanted to cancel the creators which imo says a lot more about that person than me.
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earlsocksiii · 1 day ago
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u know I really think a tumblr rule of thumb should be 'don't say anything in a reblog you wouldn't say directly to the OP of the post' bcos like. by and large whatever you say in your reblog you are, in fact, saying directly to the OP.
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