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People of Planitex: Meet David Brunner, lead financial analyst at Planitex Industries! Born and raised in the swamps of Louisiana, David has been working at our headquarters in Atlanta for over fifteen years! Whether he’s investing the company’s money or writing up our yearly budget, David keeps Planitex running smoothly and efficiently. Though he may appear to be all business, David’s one of the friendliest guys at the office, and is always happy to take you out to chat over a couple of Yarnogs. Say hi next time you see him around!

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always be prepared

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Jesse Pinkman-- age 24. Graphic designer and aspiring actress living in Los Angeles. She’s well aware that she has the same name as the sidekick from Breaking Bad, even though she hasn’t seen the show. Enjoys rock climbing, going to museums, and bacon funnel cake. Generally confused and struggles to learn the basics of adult life.

Catchphrase: “Bazinga?”

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Stan Bowman-- age 36. Playboy billionaire, head chemical researcher at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory, and destroyer of worlds. Pictured above on planet Screetus-4 shortly after unleashing deadly chemical agents on Earth and wiping out its human and muskrat populations. 

Catchphrase: “One small step for Stan, one giant leap for Stankind!”

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Bjorn Kristoffsen-- age 19. Scandinavian popstar/supermodel. Friends and family say he’s handling his new fame “really well,” though Bjorn claims that he feels “forced to adopt an extravagant celebrity lifestyle that really does not represent me or what I stand for at all.” Enjoys skiing, hearty foods, and spending time with his dog Greg Coleman.

Catchphrase: “I feel like very few people know the real me... I’m so much more than just a perfect face!”

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Grant J. Peterson-- age 52. Professional toy developer and amateur astronomer. Father of two daughters and devoted husband. Enjoys musicals, Cuban cigars, and food that “has a real kick to it.” Known and loved by most in his small, Nebraskan hometown. Plans on running for city council next year on an economically progressive platform centered around incorporating intelligent birds into bureaucratic agencies.

Catchphrase: “Boy, that’s got a real kick to it!”

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Professor Dirk Pfipheffer-- age 71. Professor of mathematics specializing in chaos theory at the University of Auckland in New Zealand. Has a low, 1.9 star rating on ratemyprofessors.com due to his tendency to “aggressively shriek during lectures.” 

Catchphrase: “The present determines the future, but the approximate present does not approximately determine the future.”

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Hidalgo-- 56 years old and generally peeved with other people. Enjoys fishing, lounging, and watching old Super Bowl games on ESPN Classic. Earns a living by selling crabs he finds in his above-ground pool. Worked on an oil rig back in the day. 

Catchphrase: “Elbow grease, elbow grease!”

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Born to entertain.

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Dance til you drop, baby!

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“Do or donut, there is no try.”

- Yoda

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