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Text to: Logan

Logan: I have /definitely/ slept with more girls than you have. But that's weird. Small world. At least you know that you two have the same taste. You were okay, I suppose. A'ight. Eh. Because the basis of your friendship remains in the fact that he's sucked your dick or you've sucked his.

Ryder: Well, you actually like girls. I have fucked more guys than you have girls. How many have you been with? I guess we have a similar taste. I wouldn't actually date another girl like he would. I mean, if he wasn't so madly in love with me. People loved me, I got amazing reviews as Danny. Again, why does that matter? Also again, I have friends I haven't done stuff with.

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Text to: Logan

Logan: How many girls have you been with then, Casanova? I know, I got 90% of the talent from the family. Then you all had to fight for the rest among yourselves. I mean friends that you haven't stuck your dick in.

Ryder: Okay, I've only slept with one who plot twist is Olivia aka Asher's baby mama. But I've made out with a few. Yeah, yeah you're a talented singer. I'm not terrible, I was lead in a couple of school musicals in high school. What's wrong with having friends that I've fucked? But no, I have friends I haven't had sex with.

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Text to: Logan

Logan: You severely underestimate my game, dude. Just don't slack off. Bright side of going to an arts school is I graduated in 2. ;) You say that as if I hadn't been tempted to kick you out and make you sleep on the welcoming mat. Best man, you say? Who else would even take that position if not me? Your sister? The other nonexistent friend you have?

Ryder: Nah, very few girls are insane enough to sleep with you. I'm sure I've been with more girls than you. I'm not a good enough singer to go to your fancy ass NYADA. But you didn't, which is what counts. I mean, yeah...I could ask Grace. And I have other friends. More than you.

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Text to: Logan

Logan: Your fixation on me with a child is bordering on concerning. Do you think everyone wants one or something? The life of a 40-year-old man, settling into his second marriage? Alright, weirdo, but go for it. How much longer do you have before you graduate? I don't know who told you you were my favorite. Obviously it's Grace. We go out for coffee every Tuesday.

Ryder: I'm just fucking with you. Trying to put some fear in you that the one other girl you had sex with could be hiding something from you. No...not sure why you'd say second when Asher is the only guy I've ever loved. Only another year if I'm lucky. You never kicked me out, that's a clear sign I am your favorite. But if I'm not, then I will have to find another best man.

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Text to: Logan

Logan: The difference between the both of us is that I don't have a small child as a proper tool to sue the condom company with. I think the reason you'd sleep so early is because you have no life, so it'd make sense. I guess if you've already invited yourself, I wouldn't turn you away while you're at the door.

Ryder: That you know of. I have the exact life that I want, thank you very much. Although, I'm ready to be done with school. I'm your favorite cousin, so that's basically my invitation.

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Text to: Logan

Logan: I've known how to put on a condom since I was 15, Ryder. No accidents are happening at anytime. You'll have to trust me on that. Wow. Lives of the parties. Well, guess I can't invite you to the housewarming party since it'll definitely go past your bedtime. /: Better luck next time, just mail us your gifts.

Ryder: So has Asher. Or around then. But okay, whatever you say. I'm only joking, how can me, a college student with a job, manage to go to bed that early? And Asher's moms can babysit so we can go to the party :)

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Text to: Logan

Logan: Why do you keep assuming I'm going to have a kid? There would be no kid to abandon. It's not happening. If you want to be an uncle or some kind of second cousin to kids, you'll have to wait for Scarlett to pop one out. The beauty of not having children is that Helena and I can go out and have fun while you and Asher have to go to bed at 9 PM and deal with the tantrums all day. At the end of the day, I'm kind of winning.

Ryder: Hypothetical situations. Seriously though, accidents happen. I mean, it wasn't like Rey was planned. And we're going to bed at 10, thank you very much. 11 if we're feeling particularly wild.

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Text to: Logan

Logan: Abandoning your kid? Not cool, but I can see the dislike when it comes to kids. They're loud, they're sticky, they cry an excessive amount. Internalize your sadness like everyone else, kids. You're not special.

Ryder: I mean, sure the crying is annoying but so is the sound of your voice and we all put up with it. Would you abandon your own child?

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Text to: Logan

Logan: Wouldn't it be better if she did have her around, though? It's not like you're the most female role model she could have. I mean, I guess at least she'd have Adalyne, if anything. Now that's a woman. She's smart as fuck. Perhaps she'd come out somewhat unscathed, despite growing up with you.

Ryder: I mean, sure she should have a female role model but Olivia just isn't it. I mean, she left her at like a month old. I think Adalyne and Asher's moms are better. Maybe Grace one day too. She is, studying to be a doctor. See, already a better role model. Plus she's a good person, so there's that too. I think she'll be amazing with Asher and I raising her.

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Text to: Logan

Logan: Alright, alright, I believe you, loser. Is the mom even in the picture whatsoever?

Ryder: Ugh. She's trying but I'm giving it like a month before she bails again. She's not a good person. At all.

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Text to: Logan

Logan: Gross. And I'd still love her, but I don't know - not sure I'd be as ready as you to jump into that role. Being a dad's a big responsibility, hence why I don't want to be one. I think a person would have to know they're ready, otherwise they're only leading others to disappointment.

Ryder: I feel ready. I've been without Asher and it fucking sucked. I know he's my soulmate and Rey is an amazing baby. I would happily take on that responsibility if it meant being with the man I love. You may not understand because you're not in the same boat, but I am 100% positive this is what I want to do.

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Text to: Logan

Logan: Maybe I already did throw one and you just weren't invited. Grace came, though. She brought some awesome dip. And did you know Asher gets all frisky when he's drunk? Truly the life of the party, that one. - I mean, I guess you have a point, but you really think you're ready to deal with a kid for the rest of your life just 'cause you love the guy?

Ryder: Funny. You act like Asher and I don't tell each other everything. I did know that. Creates very amazing nights, if you know what I mean ;). What if Helena had a kid? Would you still love her? Or would you just bail because you don't want to be stuck with a kid.

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Text to: Logan

Logan: No, I don't think so. You might have to re-check that fact. Of course I asked Helena to move in with me. I wouldn't be dumb enough to talk about any other girl like that while I'm with Helena - I prefer to have my dick attached to my person. Plus, we've been going out for a while now, so it felt like the right step. Though compared to you and Asher, we're moving so slowly. Only two weeks together and you're already engaged and a step-father-to-be. If we go at your rate, Helena and I should be grandparents since we've been together a year now. :P

Ryder: Nope, definitely true. I wouldn't ignore your questions. Good, cause I'd believe it if she did castrate you in your sleep. Congrats to you two. Throwing a house warming party any time soon? To be fair, Asher and I were together for like 2 years before we took a year long break. It wasn't like we started dating for the first time and then got engaged and all this. We were just soulmates and felt no reason to really wait for everything that we basically would already be at in life if he didn't need to figure his sexuality out. Minus the whole step father thing, Rey was definitely never part of the original picture since Asher can't really knock me up.

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Text to: Logan

Logan: I think that's more your specialty, dude. And as for new roommates, I did find another. They're good-looking. Funny. Smart. Smell good. Completely the opposite of you.

Ryder: But you are a way bigger asshole than me. Oh, cool! Did you ask Helena to move in with you? Cause I assume you wouldn't describe a guy like that and she'd probably kill you if you let another girl move in with you and describe her like that.

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Text to: Logan

Logan: I tend to ignore most of what you say, even through texts. Hopefully you're not as loud over at Asher's place. He has a child. Spare the poor child from what your sex noises sound like.

Ryder: Asshole. But yes, we are quiet when Adalyne or Rey are home. Again, couldn't control the grindr guys and their weird sex noises.

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Text to: Logan

Logan: I'm considering hiring a priest to bless your room given that I don't know what kind of stuff you were up to in there - oh, wait, that's a lie, you were really loud and made sure I knew it.

Ryder: You answered neither of my questions. But I can't control how I am when I'm drunk or when the other guy was. You should have gotten noise cancellation headphones.

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Text to: Logan

Ryder: So how's the new roommate search going? Miss me yet?