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RL: Well it seems like our blog may just be haunted. Either that or someones has quite a horrible time connecting.

RL: However, this mysterious vagabond seems to be offline for the moment. Perhaps if we can get everyone accounted for?

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Hey John

DS: what the ever living frick

DS: i know you're here man. ive got eagle eye vision that can see across the acres of fudgery that is your demise

DS: there is no escape

DS: so fess up egbert

EB: What...? Are you talking about Dave?

DS: you know

EB: ...

EB: ?!?!

EB: I have no clue what you are referring to :B

DS: dude

DS: bro

DS: man

DS: chum

DS: pal

DS: amigo

EB: What Dave!

DS: have you seen the blog?

EB: No I literally just got on. I was about to make a post about how nasty grubcakes were until you started typing, dude.

DS: look. look with your special eyes

EB: What... The heck?

EB: What is all of this?!?!

EB: Why are there so many Vriska posts???

DS: i dont know John, why dont you tell us?

EB: Ok I literally had nothing to do with this!!

EB: That was not me!! >:B

DS: dude who else could it have been? We're the only ones online right now

EB: Are you sure? Let me check the list really quick.

DS: alright man, but you have to answer for this. I mean, someones got to. this is not an event that can go unanswerable

DS: nor do i think it is reversable

DS: but hey now weve got some nice art posted of not us

DS: and hey someone followed us aint that swell. sup @ifreakinglovemarshmallows

DS: welcome to what is probably going to be a shizshow but maybe it might actually blossom

DS: though the real question is if were a gorgeous morning glory or a pitch plant

DS: i hope to gog not the latter. you know how those plants live?

DS: bugs and shrew poop

DS: now thats just nasty

EB: Ok I'm back and this is really really odd-

EB: What the heck Dave

DS: what

EB: Forget it. But dude you will NEVER guess how weird this is.

DS: John i am a man who embraces weird as well as a seasoned cop lovingly embraces their alcohol at the end of a long day

EB: Dave, theres a third person here. But their listing is blank!!

DS: the frick

EB: I know it's so weird!!!! Did we get hacked?? Can we check that?

DS: hold on i can get this yellow troll tech guy on the line super quick. can fix anything. i think his name is doejek smthig

EB: No lets see if we can handle this first.

EB: Wait, they just joined the post!! Who are you, and what are you doing here!!

DS: reveal yourself thot

A̴̮̞͙̣̱̦͈̞͎̖͓̥̺͔̗͓͍̲͚͇̖̱̅͑͂̒̅̑̓͌͐͆̓͑̓͆̀̔͘̕͝͝͝G̷̨̛̭̣̳̘̝̟̟̞̘̙̤̳͚͓̗͎̜̭̖̝̗͖̗̟̬̰̣͎̱̖͙̘̘̭̳̃̌͋̍͋̊͊̈́̓̇̾̈́͒̀͆̌̋͛̈́̓͒̌̕ͅͅ:̵̨̨͎̦̘̠̬͓͉̩͖̬̻̩͕͉̩́̒͗̏̆͐̐̑̇̆̒̓̄̂̾̓́̿̿̎͗̃̚͜͠ ̶̬͕̤͎͉͔̭͚̣̖̋͒̍͋̒̄̒̀̉́͝i̴̹͑́̇̍̏̔͊̍̊̀̇̈́̇̊̈̑̅͗͒͊̓̋͗̏̋̔͌͂̽̊̆̒́͛̔̊̕̚͘͝͝͝͠'̷̢͕͚̥̯̱̬͓͇̠͎̬̪̟͚̼̬͓̂̿̈́͜l̷̡̢̡̡̝̜̩̦̺̣͍͓͇͉͚̟͇̩̄͂l̴͓̓̓̓̄̍́̉͑̽̽̅̿͊̉̄̽̚̕͝͠ ̶̛̛̯̣̘͙̪̺͐̊͋̊̎̂̔̓̓͂̔͐̄̈́̇͆́̔͒̉̊̒̋́̒̚̕̕͘͠b̴̨̨̡̰̮͎̘͉̙̭̳̗͓̭̻̘̻̥̱̫͕͔̗̟̼̬̲͉͇̯̿͑̑̾̽́͝͝e̴͖̘̯͇̖̩̠̩̖̳̪̦͙͔̹̱̮̭͕͙̬̭̰̫͕̞͔̜̯͊̂̅͆͋̃̆̽̚̚̚̕͜͝͝͝ ̴̢̨̧̛̛̮͔̦̮͈̰̩̯̦͐̔̊̐̿͒̊̓̑͋̆̽̅̉̄̐̇̽͗̏̏̋͗̋̽̒́̏̊͘͘͜͝8̴̛̛̱̝̊̏̍̈̅̌̐̂̏̆͌̉͌̍̾͑̑̓͊̚̕͠ằ̶̢̨̢̧̧̡̛̠͔͉̘̠̝̝̠͇̮̭̥͉̯̦̻͚̦͇̦̥̲͇̭͕̼̣͇̤̙̫͇͉̞͓̓̓̑̋̓͗̔͌͗͒͐̓͐́̈̈́̾̽́̓̅͆̋͘̚͜͠ͅç̶̡̯̫̖͉̫̗̭̲͓͕̬̻̟͇̯̮͈̳͍̀̊͠͝ͅk̷̨̧̡̢̛̛̛̭͔̬̭̱̠̦͚͖̳͙̺̤̮͈̖̙̳̱̘̪͕͖͎͕͚̦̘̥̟̫̝̺͓̺̥̹̺̺̿͑̀̔̀̆͛̋̅͋̔͌͒̆͋̅̏̆̾̿̏̏͒̒̉̇̈̆̋̑̀̔͂̉̈́̉͋̂̊͘̕͝ͅͅͅͅ

EB: What the fuuuuuuuuuu

DS: Dude no swearing!! But holy shirt on a homeless guy!!

EB: Post canceled!! I'm out!

DS: Gone!

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Do you take art requests? If so, I need a picture of Vriska with some toast. I need this because of reasons.

🍞 αѕк αηɗ ყҽ ѕнαƖƖ ʀҽcҽινҽ 🍞

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she’s a gif now

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this request was @stuckwithtoast right? I’m so honored lolol

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Do you take art requests? If so, I need a picture of Vriska with some toast. I need this because of reasons.

There it is, the cliched “I’m late for school” anime tropes featuring our spider queen Vriska!!

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vaska with tost

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I want vriska to control me so that i have to take my meds even if i don't want to

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Terezi, running in, out of breath: H4V3 YOU S33N MY W1FE????? H3R N4M3 1S VR1SK4!!!

Dave: have you seen her

Terezi: ONLY 1N MY DR34MS….

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wherez all the hs . we need a spider lesbian please!

i actually left the hs fandom a while ago for reasons but anything for u + my old wife 

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vriska has stopped looking like a word

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(fuck the quirks its funnier without them) 

Vriska: oh hey I found a note that gamzee gave to tavros

Note: Cold in my professions, warm in my friendships, I wish, my dear Tavros, it might be in my power, by action rather than in words, to convince you that I love you.

Vriska:

Vriska: what the fuck

(gamzee would be fuckign extra just sayin)

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EB: I don't know how old this is but to add to this wonderful post, if you have a lay over or need to have one planned, then these are important steps or things to take care of.

EB: First off when finding flights make sure your lay over is never under an hour long. Most times your Gate is across the airport. Also when you get your second ticket they usually dont have the gate number printed on there, so you have to find it by looking at the flight boards. Use your city/state/region name to find it alphabetically then your flight number which is always on the ticket.

EB: Its not a hard set rule, but always find and go to your gate before you do anything else unless its using the bath room. This will keep you from arriving to your gate shortly before the boarding time only to find it was moved to an entirely different gate.

EB: If you do find that your lay over is shorter than an hour and think you may not make it, there are people who drive passenger carts around the air port who you can go to and say you need help getting there. They are super fast and most of the time very helpful to get you there!

EB: Other wise, if you do have extra time just have fun and rest if you need to, or explore the air port!

EB: Safe flying, and dont let your arms get tired! Heh!

blz help i bought my plane ticket online and i havent taken a plane since i was a kid and it was never by myself so do i just take my confirmation code to the check in person at the airport or what!!!!????? 

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EB: Oh my gosh why have we never heart about the eating contest before this!!!

EB: You are an american HERO Mr. Incredible. A hero!!

I can’t stop laughing at the difference between Elastigirl and Mr. Incredible’s NSA files

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TG: lololol i gotta scar on the veerrry tips of my one finger cuz i sliced the top off by acccidenfs! Wassa weird day, but kow i got a teeny tiny bunp

TG: accidents* now*

Hey if you’re ever embarrassed by any scars you have just remember that I have a three inch scar down the length of my forearm from where I scratched myself on a microwave while cleaning

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TG: O m g dirrrkyyy lemme steal your shades for a sec!!

TT: sorry rox but these shades are classified

TG: Comooon blllzzzz! Jakey halp me out heere

TG: lol halp

GT: Im not entirely convinced thats a allround though there, gal... last time i nabbed his specs it was not a fizzmitting time.

TG: Awwww fiiiinnnne

steal his look

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DS: no truer words have been spoken

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