earthdeep
earthdeep
Dog Eating Chump
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hello all! my name is earthdeep (27, white british, autistic, half giant lesbian/half amorphous void, pronouns she/her/her or they/them/their).
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earthdeep · 3 hours ago
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It’s up to you how you decide (cooked, raw, best shape, something else)—I just want to know what you think:
(Extra credit if you also add in the notes or tags what your LEAST favorite berry is. Inquiring minds want to know!)
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earthdeep · 3 hours ago
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there's reallly something to be said abt the genre of sweets that are just "ok we know you want to just eat sugar neat, but here's some unflavoured starch too so you don't make yourself sick"
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earthdeep · 8 hours ago
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those ads for ai integration on phones are so funny bc it seems like they cant. come up with that many use cases that arent already on a phone? "ask gemini to give you recipes when youre cooking!" "use our AI assistant to find the perfect gift for your girlfriend" yeah or i could just like. google it. you've spent millions on a slightly fancier version of an alexa. good job man.
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earthdeep · 1 day ago
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earthdeep · 1 day ago
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By the by, you know what's a fun and easy thing to do as you're scrolling through your social media feed and checking your messages?
If you see an ad for a fascist, one of their orgs, or any of their pet projects, report it as a malicious ad.
If you see an account rattling off fascist bullshit in the comments on whatever platform you're browsing, block it and report it as spam / bot / hate speech / misinformation as appropriate.
If you get a text or an email from one of those organizations, block the address but also flag it as phishing. Not just spam. PHISHING.
This accomplishes three things.
One, it cleans up your feed, your messaging, and your inbox.
Two, it weeds out bots and psyops accounts and General Assholes.
And three, if enough malicious ad reports and phishing flags are submitted, the companies posting the ads may have trouble posting material in the future, since their accounts may be suspended, their emails will be marked as phishing, and their ability to reach people will be reduced.
Sure, it's a small impact. Sure, it's not a guaranteed success.
But EVERY SINGLE WRENCH we can throw into the machine of fascism breaks some small part, causes some small delay, prevents things from rolling forward smooth and easy.
And the more of us that do it, the harder it will be for that machine to keep rolling.
Think of it as the online version of tearing down posters and disrupting communications.
Make them take time to create new accounts. Make the algorithms work against them. Make them have to adjust and pivot again and again. Make them spend that time and money and effort to get their propaganda through.
Nobody needs to do everything. But everyone should do something.
Keep Going.
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earthdeep · 2 days ago
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I still can’t get over what brits call musical notes like bro please I’m trying so hard to take this country seriously
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earthdeep · 2 days ago
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there are certain joys to being a chronic longfic writer
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earthdeep · 2 days ago
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we got pollen baybeeeee
there's hope for getting squashes this year!
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earthdeep · 2 days ago
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#PBS teaches kindness and inclusion, which are threats to abusive paternalism.
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earthdeep · 2 days ago
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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today
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we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot
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earthdeep · 2 days ago
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ok, p sure it's gone :)
I can close our downstairs windows now lol
tonight's wildlife adventure: a bat got into the house!
I opened my bedroom door to go downstairs and BOOM divebombed by the speediest lil fucker in the countryside
the poor dear is now down in the lounge with the windows open and the lights off. good luck getting out lil buddy.
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earthdeep · 2 days ago
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tonight's wildlife adventure: a bat got into the house!
I opened my bedroom door to go downstairs and BOOM divebombed by the speediest lil fucker in the countryside
the poor dear is now down in the lounge with the windows open and the lights off. good luck getting out lil buddy.
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earthdeep · 2 days ago
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I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.
I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.
On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."
Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.
And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."
I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)
this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad
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earthdeep · 2 days ago
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earthdeep · 2 days ago
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The UK is moving to ban pro-Palestine activism
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earthdeep · 2 days ago
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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earthdeep · 2 days ago
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I keep spraining my shoulders atm but I will Actually Fucking Die if I try to apply a hot wheat cushion in these temperatures. so I guess I just get to suffer instead x_x
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