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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

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[liberal voice] you just don't get it, i'm being practical here. i'm basing my political strategy on the real possibility that after the 2024 US presidential election, an anvil will comedically fall on joe biden's head, causing him to develop total amnesia and awakening his socialist alter ego "Woke Biden"

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The Dyke Project manifesto printed on the back of estradiol and testogel boxes

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2007

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of course they killed my ass with lightning magic

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I think this is why they call them jumping worms

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Bitch I hope grey aliens come and walk around on your lawn in the dark and make your censor light come on and the ring camera record them looking into it with their huuuge eye

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fairburn agate

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guy who talks about how much he hates furries and "SJWs" in 2024 like a soldier who got lost in a jungle and doesnt know his war already ended like a decade ago

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people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends

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not enough people understand that disability benefits are basically what it would look like if you turned "if you're too sick for school you're too sick for video games" into an official public policy

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dude your pussy just skittered away. like a insect