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Vox was such a terrible cult leader that Hell itself took pity on him when gifting that hypnotism power.

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Ok so

We just brewed up the dumbest funniest alastor headcanon to include in the fic

"Alastor is allergic to shellfish"

Which makes his whole "jambalaya is the favourite dish' much more funnier

He's one of those allergic people who keep eating peanuts and be like"so what if I get all red and swollen? It didn't kill me yet! And if I die - I die"

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Accidental kisses. 😎

Part 1 | ?

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that's it XD that's their relationship 💙💘 original meme

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im sorry but this joke was TOO EASY if anyones done this before im sorry but i had to

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@Murrielberries on twitter had a fun idea where Blitz teaches Stolas knock knock jokes and i just had to draw one of them

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Someone pissed off the wrong angel.

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part 3

part 2

part 1

Script: @regulusmasamune

Illustration: me! @oatmealdoodles

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Oh how I love the idea of Alastor and Lucifer having opposite needs and abiding to each other when the other needs it more.

Alastor loves pain. He loves causing pain as a way to convey the intensity of his feelings. And he loves receiving pain to feel exhilarated.

Lucifer loves gentleness. He loves being gentle as a way to convey the deepness of his feelings. And he loves receiving gentleness to feel cared for.

So in certain times instead of biting into his flesh Alastor would tenderly kiss it, and instead of lovingly caressing him Lucifer would rip into his skin with his claws.

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if anybody actually gets the audio reference ILY

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That meme

It's them okay dfjhkhlgkhdfljhgdf

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Another look on Alastor's death.

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“Why are you giving my newborn baby a dagger?!” “Well they’re a choosen one, which means that I’m destined to be killed by them; but honestly I’ve been waiting centuries for them to be born and I just want to get it over with.”

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what's my biggest pet peeve well it's when someone makes a text post on tumblr dot com in which they are trying to romanticize the notion of the livestock guardian dog but they don't know the distinction between a livestock guardian dog and a herding dog and also they've never met a livestock guardian dog and do not realize what their attitudes towards the sheep that they protect actually are