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wikipedia is good

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wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky

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Apparently dating back to 2015, the almost 10 year old shitpost generator does show its age, but all the more it beautifully captures the tone and style of tumblr shitposts of the era. It's not dated, as much as it is a historical artefact.

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Apparently dating back to 2015, the almost 10 year old shitpost generator does show its age, but all the more it beautifully captures the tone and style of tumblr shitposts of the era. It's not dated, as much as it is a historical artefact.

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im going to (remembers i cant kill myself) fix my heart and build an altar where it swells

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it’s a new week!!! let’s do this!!!!! (cries uncontrollably)

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

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A red river near the Siberian town of Norilsk

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It seems that your weird matches my weird. We should kiss. I mean we should fuck. I mean we should be friends.

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Uh Oh, The One Other Guy Having The Same Problem As You Got Zero Replies To His Post On Reddit That He Made 5 Years Ago

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coastal oregon, february 2024

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blood as a fashion statement u either get it or u don’t

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i hope everyone is ready to celebrate International Down With Cis day on April 4th.

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if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!