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Dear Brain, please stop overthinking. I'm tired.

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Hey kid you want a job?

Great get online and go to a job board. Indeed, Linkedin whatever. Now you're gonna search for a role that's in your city, fits your qualifications, and doesn't seem like a bad time.

See that easy apply button? Don't hit it they just throw those in the trash. Now you're gonna want to go to the company's website and check their careers page.

Oh? That job doesn't exist anymore. Cool go back to the job board and find another one.

Great you found another job, you're on the company's career page and the job exists!! So you're going to need to make an account on the career page website. They're using Workday, the same site as the last job you applied for? Who cares? You need to make another account for THIS job's workday page.

Now you're going to upload your resume. That'll autopopulate about 15 boxes with everything on your resume, except formatted wrong and with tons of errors. So just go through and painstakingly check the dates on all of that and rewrite everything you already laid out in an aesthetically pleasing format on your resume.

Ok time for the cover letter, explain why this specific job and company are deeply important to you. You love their mission statement and wouldn't even laugh if their ceo was gunned down in the street. You'll really want to reiterate the things you just spent the last 20 minutes filling out on the resume section

(Remember to include language from the job description, people who work in HR are lower than dogs and they need patterns or they get confused.) Write about a page, but hey don't sound too desperate or robotic this is where they judge your character!

Maybe add your portfolio site at the end here, who knows if that helps no one has ever clicked mine haha.

Anywayyy time to hit apply! Congrats! You'll see that confirmation email come in and you should be getting the rejection letter in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately your resume didn't have the right buzzwords and the AI auto rejected you :(

Time to start again and try not to kill yourself!

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You're not grown until you know how to communicate, apologize, be truthful and accept accountability without blaming someone else.

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“Stop asking me to trust you while I’m still coughing water up from the last time you let me drown.”

— Unknown

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reblog if you need a big hug right now

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I hope so😔🥺😞😢

someone, someday, will love you so naturally that you will forget you ever had to beg to be loved.

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never let the ugliness in people kill the beauty inside of you

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holding back the lover girl in me because i refuse to look like an idiot again

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𐙚⋆°｡⋆♡

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“The woman you are becoming will cost you people, relationships, spaces, and material things. Choose her over everything.”

— Unknown

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“When someone truly cares about you, they make an effort not an excuse.”

— Unknown

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The moon never apologizes for being in phases. Neither should you.

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Look at dis BEHBEE!!!😍😍😍

He loves the scritches

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THIS. THIS IS PRIME ADULTING RIGHT HERE.

Drinking on a Friday night to celebrate being done with work for the week? Yes please 🙂‍↕️😂

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“I understand that nobody understands me, but I can’t be someone I’m not.”

— Audrey Tautou

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“Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind and emotions.”

— Will Smith