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this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont
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I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image
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does anyone even fucking care that it rains in your bedroom everything is wrong it rains when you’re here and it rains when you’re gone
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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter
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is there anything funnier than somebody who has a tumblr account trying to seem like theyre above fandom
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“you should only listen to the re-recordings even though she owns the originals now, she put so much work into them” and “you should only listen to the originals now that she owns them, the re-recordings are pointless now” are very funny statements because i was under the (correct) impression that i can actually do what i want forever
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always remember the Final Girl Code:
- do it alone
- do it scared
- do it with a knife in your hand if you have to
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good smut is really a character study and that is final. i need it to be about vulnerability i need it to be about trust or lack thereof and most of all i need it to be emotional agony. thats what sex is for
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This broadway season is about corpses. About preserving someone that has died or holding on to a dying concept: vaudeville, fame, youth. That a person is both a physical thing and a narrative we tell. The ephemeral nature of living and the grim reality of loss. And of course, Betty Boop
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