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yea m loggin out lmao

i might check in every once in a while

idk

the want to post on here js aint here

honestly i might half abandon this acc...idk i just dont like writing smut anymore lmao idk

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honestly i might half abandon this acc...idk i just dont like writing smut anymore lmao idk

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MMMMEOOWWW

this is honest to god fucking insane

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look at you. scrolling through tumblr and reblogging every picture of gerard way you see.

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gerard as tinkerbell omfg.

Guys MCR5 is like Tinkerbell we can’t stop believing in it or else it won’t be real

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are you with the groom, or the bride?

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i js wanna talk about how HOT gee is in Na Na Na's music video

like

THE BEGGINING? UGHH

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UGHHH I LOVE THIS

I THANK YOU FOR THE INCULSION OF THE BINDER

binder pain is real.

would you be comfy writing soap x trans masculine reader?

maybe cough cough house husband reader, touchy/cuddly soap coming home on leave and hugging reader up close when he surprises them by coming home early.

I can try my best!

It was a quiet afternoon. You had just gotten home from a long day at work and wanted nothing more than to sit on the couch and relax. The drive home was terrible, traffic backed at lease 3 miles long and it took an extra 30 minutes for you to get home. You unlocked the door to your shared home with your husband, Johnny. You set your keys down and groaned stretching until your ribs popped against the tight contrast of your binder.

You heard the sounds of your 3-year old German Sheppard, Bunny, scurrying down the hallway in your direction. You smiled as you knelt down to pet the dog, already starting to feel the stress of the day melt away. You hummed softly as you stood back up. All you wanted to change into sweatpants when you heard a noise in the kitchen. Your husband wasn't expected home for another week so your heart started racing. You immediately grabbed your phone and rang Johnny.

You stopped in your tracks when a phone in the kitchen started ringing and a smile broke out on your face. "Johnny?" you called out and started speed walking to the source of the noise. Rounding the corner, you saw your husband standing in the middle of a mess of what looked to be a failed dinner. "Hi bug." his arms opened and you raced forward.

"When did you get in?!" your arms wrapped tightly around the man and his hands ran up and down your back, kiss the top of your hair. "Only this morning. You had only been gone for an hour, I think. I wanted to surprise you so I cleaned the house, got groceries, and was gonna make a nice dinner but you see how that turned out." he chuckled to himself and you shook your head. "I don't care about the dinner. Just want you." you mumbled and Johnny smiled. "How about I order some food and run us a bath? Want you out of your binder. How long have you been wearing it today?" Johnny pulled at the bottom edge of your binder and you shook your head.

Johnny nodded before pulling to towards the upstairs bathroom and started the bath for the two of you. He gently lifted your shirt up and rubbed your sore ribs. "My baby... " he kissed your cheeks and got you settled in the bath, stripping you of your clothes before ordering the two of you dinner. He stripped himself and slipped in behind you. You rested your back his against his chest, feeling yourself finally relax.

Finally you were at peace, your husband home and safe.

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ghost is uncircumcised

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are you on xbox? if so we could play together :0

I caved and bought stardew valley. About to play it.

Tbh the thing that just convinced me to buy it was the fact I just found out u can romance characters

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Reminder this is an 18plus blog

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i am poetry

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my gender is no

HAHAHA

Type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence, then tag your moots to keep the chain going, I'll go first.

My gender is a little bit more intense than I thought I could have done

@mirukosbitchywife @get-junpeid

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miss my dad

genuinely cant believe hes been gone 2 years today

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happy new years

you were my first follower and mootie 🫶

have a pup to look at u

AWW THIS IS SO SWEET

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he got a hickey

yk who

and i am a little jelly

but im also onto a new guy so

well fuck

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well fuck