eatorganicmulch
eatorganicmulch
ellington brainrot sufferer
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violet!! | she/her/hers, cishet | ASOUE/ATWQ enjoyer 👁💕 | some nintendo, seinfeld, svu, thg, and golden girls content | reptile enthusiast and dinosaur lover 🐍🦖
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eatorganicmulch · 4 days ago
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This isn't justice.
Wait... wait.
Didn't we just say 3 days ago we were giving "2 weeks" for negotiations?
What the fuck happened to that?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is anyone doing anymore?
Y'all, IRAN DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. We are punishing thought crimes, or worse: the THOUGHT of thought crimes, that we think they could, at some point in the future, have a thought, to do a bad thing, with technology they don't even have yet. The possibility Iran might someday think about doing something with tech they don't even have yet.
That's wild.
That's criminal.
Is the "imminent threat" in the room with us, Mr. President?
Look: I am not saying Iran doesn't have problems (doesn't every country? *coughs*Murica*coughs*). I am saying however that we cannot punish the 'possibility of a possibility of possibility' because that makes no fucking sense.
It's not. even. your. war. America.
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eatorganicmulch · 4 days ago
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a detailed list of things i hate
hot weather
high temperatures
heat
warmer than average conditions
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eatorganicmulch · 5 days ago
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all of my reptiles are synced up and shedding at the same time. like damn girl that's so period coded.
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eatorganicmulch · 5 days ago
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not sure how many of my followers have a nintendo switch but if any of y'all do my friend code is SW-3232-9158-9323, feel free to add me. if i'm ever free i'm down to play mario kart or super smash bros. or mario party <333
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eatorganicmulch · 5 days ago
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I’m a big fan of how Brett Helquist is slowly convinced throughout A Series of Unfortunate Events to join in the ridiculousness that is Lemony Snicket’s author blurbs. In the first few books, his are completely serious, but by The Carnivorous Carnival he’s a cyclops who wishes he became a pirate instead of an illustrator.
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eatorganicmulch · 5 days ago
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Officially licensed 2005 "I beat your mom at Mario Kart" shirt, featuring Wario.
Main Blog | Patreon | Twitter | Bluesky | Small Findings | Source
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eatorganicmulch · 5 days ago
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Hey folks! My buddy Elliot is in need of some money for care after he gets top surgery. If you've got the means to donate, any amount of money helps!
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you search the definition of babygirl and she pops up
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Moose's Seinfeld apartment lol
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eatorganicmulch · 5 days ago
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Rockin' Lemmy!
This was a shaded comm for debirudori!
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eatorganicmulch · 5 days ago
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everybody has that one fictional character that they irrationally adore above all others and will defend to the death and you just get super happy and excited whenever you see their face on your dash
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I’m slowly working my way through Seinfeld so I made textposts in their honor
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The family Channichthyidae are more commonly known as icefish, and they are the only known vertebrates that lack hemoglobin in their blood as adults. As a result their blood is white and their skin appears translucent.
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eatorganicmulch · 5 days ago
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goes to sleep in a complex and nuanced way
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