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lore dropping is kinda crazy because sometimes when I’m mid conversation I realize that actually did happen to me

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me having a weird time: man this weird time sucks! i don't feel like myself! i wish i was having a normal time!

me having a normal time: well the weird time did have a certain je ne sais quoi...

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if your weird enough with the homies you can break all boundaries of platonic/romantic love and make a third, more evil thing

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thanks for being nice to me. in return i will die for you and never leave your side and go grocery shopping with you.

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Mean Girls (2004) // Conclave (2024)

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ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

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Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

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are you five nights at fucking kidding me

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#very relatable

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Look, we joke a lot, but really, "you were born evil, wretched, worse than the scum of the earth, and it took killing a god to make you salvageable, so now you'd better be grateful to that god and thank him 10,000 times a day for it and fill your thoughts with him 24/7 and abide by the letter of his every word, lest you suffer unimaginable torture for all of eternity" is a truly horrendous thing to believe about yourself and other people

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small talk enjoyers when the weather is in any way notable:

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hey so???? what????????

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the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry