Face of an angel, brain of a porn star, shoes of a pensioner.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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I call this one.. Me with cow. (at Graceland, Gedney Hill)
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If only the glasses at Claire's we're a.) real and b.) age appropriate.. Ah, what the hell.. I bought them anyway. Don't judge me. (at Costa Coffee at Springfields)
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I am weak. #hurrahforawesome (at Graceland, Gedney Hill)
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My two co-workers... All is going alarmingly well. Ssh - don't jinx it! (at Graceland, Gedney Hill)
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New puppy day two began far too early for my liking. We got up and she decided to nap. Go figure. #labradorretriever #Juno (at Graceland, Gedney Hill)
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Introducing... Juno! #labrador #labradorretriever (at Graceland, Gedney Hill)
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I call this one 'Sleeping off two weeks at dog camp" (at Graceland, Gedney Hill)
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I love snow thiiiiiiis much. Oh, wait. (at Schaumburg, IL)
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When the going gets rough, the tough find breakfast! (at Checkers Pancake House)
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Another excellent thrift store find… (at Salvation Army SATRUCK Thrift Store)
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You have no idea how much this man makes my heart go thud. Like, in a most excellent way. (at Smashburger)
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I know I am totally as badass as my new sunglasses make me feel. I must be. I have to be. I am. (at Hotel Felix)
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Well we won't be seeing four states from the top today! Weather bummer. (at John Hancock Center)
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You need to call Tyrone.. and no, you can't use my phone. (at Hotel Felix)
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Just say fuck it, before we kick the bucket..
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