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Watch out, Timburr cake construction zone ahead! 🪵💪
Main body filled with chocolate cake and ganache, plus a cut up KitKat for the little wooden log 🪵
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these are the same picture just on opposite sides of the spectrum
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i think the reasons why fart jokes arent funny in movies but funny with friends is because fart jokes made by corporations don’t have the most important ingredient put into them. and that ingredient is love
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loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done
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meowth team rocket will go episodes forgetting he himself is a pokemon and his main hobby will be breaking the law, attempting to ruin a childs life, and generally being an asshole and thats cool but then hell curl up on a table to go to sleep and im like OHHH... HES A KITTY.. hes just a little cat. a little kitty cat meow meow meow. mrow
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Here we fucking go. No space for hesitation this time, lads - we break the English connection now or never.
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