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“im gonna put that old man in a situation” and then the old man is 35 and the situation is heterosexual marriage. get real and put werner herzog in a saw trap or stop wasting my time

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If things are going bad in your life the most important thing you can do is fixate on a era of your life you can never return to. It is really important to romanticize it and remember it so incorrectly that it’s more of a false idol for worship than a memory. No one has ever successfully returned to the idealized past but you will be the first to succeed. You will succeed you simply must recreate a false and limping facsimile of who you were back then. You must ignore your beautiful opportunities to live your present life. It is important to unbury a peaceful corpse and climb inside it. I promise it will feel just as good as you remember.

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More laezel and shart doodles during school crunch

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fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that

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berserk 🩸

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maybe if you read anything other than softcore porn featuring the most boring white boys imaginable you would be better at telling me to kill myself

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'Bats' by Edward Gorey

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Andor Season 2 Episodes 5 /// Andor Season 2 Episodes 12

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weve all got that one mutual thats been castrated 😂

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Self-portrait of Louis XIII, painted by him at the age of 6.France, 1607

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Keep getting this Masterclass ad; has anyone taken this course? Trying for decide if it’s worth the money

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no

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How did Dogma, a relatively low-budget film, manage to have the only good-looking angel wings? Like, even movies with tons of FX dollars tend to fuck them up and they look bad. These are very stylized, and you can tell they’re not real feathers, but they actually look… better than real feathers? They have a balance of curvature and sharp angles that just make for a great silhouette and they move wonderfully. I cannot figure this out!!

e: I looked on The Internet