eccentriccryptid

[eccentriccryptid]

if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.

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sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

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ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever

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✨ audacity ✨

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poob has it.... for meee? 🥺👉👈

Poob Does Not Have It For You Specifically

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i’m free on thursday if you wanna start a toxic codependent thing

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10/10 dad joke

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"She's so beautiful! I bet she goes to the library."

- my 7 year old daughter

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Double Income No Kids used to be seen as a kind of lavish lifestyle, now it’s like…a requirement to have any remote chance at financial stability

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if someone is talking about how much they love their parents do not jump in and start venting about your issues with your parents. if someone is venting about their issues with their parents do not jump in and start talking about how much you love your parents. peace and love amen swag city