My name is Katie and I’m 19, just trying out some noisesBackground art is Cosmo by Ceres Lau, my icon is by sarlisart on Tumblr
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the decline of malls is like deforestation for emo kids
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both candidates have a lot to offer. the hardest part of democracy is you have to choose, only one of them. you can’t pick both!
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So basically for this spell to work we have to get naked and rub our dicks together. Yeah for mana. so its not gay i prommy
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dropped the walrus vs fairy question on a group of psychologists today and not only did the majority agree the walrus would be more surprising, the one with the strongest background in research responded to the ‘but fairies aren’t real’ argument with “are your beliefs so inflexible that you’ve never considered you might be wrong about what’s real and what’s not?” and honestly i haven’t recovered
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there are calcified layers of shame in my soul that you could carbon date like rock strata
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in terms of rock paper scissors, love wins
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NOAH LYLES pulls out the Blue-Eyes White Dragon and Exodia the Forbidden One Yu-Gi-Oh! cards before winning all of his 100m races at the 2024 Olympic trials
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