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Im poised to strike bro lol Watch out im poised to strike seriously

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hey man it was wonderful to giggle with you tonight…

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it actually completely unironically pisses me off that there was times when i wasn't alive and there will be times when i'm not alive. i should have been there for everything

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I love texting someone on discord and seeing the gray activity notice turn green. Look at your phone boy

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“listen to your body” what if my body says do whatever you want all the time

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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

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love the word aforementioned. like i already said that

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well i guess im not allowed back at the shooting range because the woke dipshits that own the place kept getting complaints that it was "concerning" and "uncomfortable" when i would tape a poster-sized photograph of my own face onto the target and land every single shot perfectly between the eyes

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man with loophole fetish facing criminal charges gets off on a technicality

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new favorite tumblr ad

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we did a good job making "even" have 4 letters and "odd" have 3 letters

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アリス | Arisuwu

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you may be losing the idgaf war but they wouldn't even let me enlist. on account of my poet's temperament.

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ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters