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I still believe that a Mario 64 is my favorite animal
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I’m drunk and I can’t read and I follow a bunch of Marxists so it’s just texts posts like fuck my life
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forgive me father for i have not locked in
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just letting everyone know this post has been cooking for 7 years and it'll finally post in 2028
its so old that when i click edit the corners of the boxes are still sharp
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this is who youre asking to work 40hrs per week btw

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nvm fuck my stupid baka life
been seeing complaints about deadlock but they all just make it sound like exactly the kind of game i want to play
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been seeing complaints about deadlock but they all just make it sound like exactly the kind of game i want to play
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the laptop cd drive is a sort of dead wife
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was playing 20 questions on the 8 hour drive to visit my grandparents & after like 10 minutes of utterly fruitless questioning my brother suddenly asks me with such exasperation & contempt "is it some sort of petrified remains"
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Silksong was invented when team cherry was out for their summer picnic and they saw bugs doing some crazy shit under a rock
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if tumblr shuts down we should all develop car crash fetishes and form an underground community that reenacts famous car crashes for sexual pleasure
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