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You're now a boss battle!

You already know what the hell is going on. You're sitting around in a DUNGEON, probably feeling yourself, probably making life rough for the guys around you, probably just genuinely being a good dude. When UH OH! Some team of HOOLIGANS and RAPSCALLIONS are here to fuck your shit up!

NOT IF YOU CAN HELP IT!

Of course you're powerful, you're a BOSS BATTLE. But every boss battle needs some sort of gimmick! You need a STATUS EFFECT!

NOW SPIN THE WHEEL TO DETERMINE THIS STATUS.

Share this with your friends. And enemies. I don't mind which.

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rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

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you cannot headcanon your way out of overt thematic structures on which the entire narrative is built

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being depressed and resentful is so embarrassing I feel like a cartoon villain

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what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

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A snake in Thailand spent enough time sitting still in the water to grow moss and turn into a dragon, apparently.

More video at the source account!

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man

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Finding out people are actually slash gen not taught to Actually Read in school in favor of just looking at the words for half a second and keeping it moving whether you understand it or not is crazy but does explain a lot of things

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a little bit of dinner in my life

a little bit of mah boi by my side

a little bit of spaghetti is all i need

a little bit of gay luigi? is what i see

a little bit of pingas in the sun

a little bit of pootis all night long

a little bit of lamp oil here i am

a little bit of rope makes me your bombs.

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“I hate obvious symbolism” bro shut up sun and moon couples are a pillar of our society

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Mother and child training longsword in Chile, at the Centro Esgrima Histórica

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.

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Having a hyperfixation while being in a depressed episode is so fucking crazy. All Food tastes bad and I can’t bring myself to shower and reading for an assignment sounds like waterboarding but show me a good fic of Boo Boo Johnnykins and suddenly the world is sunny and for Boo Boo Johnnykins I won’t kill myself for another day