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wish literally any gay papers would talk about lil nas x cause every article is either written with contempt OR makes sweeping assumptions by only quoting the cops and blatantly lies about things they contradict in their own article. like how is there no coverage of support or efforts to keep an eye on his location?
shortest possible story is that he he got arrested and hospitalized after walking around outside at night, MAYBE having 'an episode', MAYBE he was drunk, maybe he was high, maybe he was just being loud, who knows. Dude was outside at night in boxers and cowboy boots and that's all he did to "invite" police interaction.
But cops claimed he assaulted them so he gets arrested. Then goes to the hospital. Then goes back into custody.
And then he's not heard of for a while, then days later says he's out and okay. But facing FELONY charges!
WHERE IS EVERYONE? Pinknews cunts? Them? OutMag? Hello??
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hm apparently there's public sex discourse going on right now. i cannot imagine a less qualified group of people to talk about both being in public and having sex than tumblr.com users
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What's the process if you're a superhero and you come out as trans
Do you tell your villains?
Do you keep it a secret so no one can connect Spider-Man with your secret identity for a while? Or do you pop a pronouns pin on your costume and the next time you web up Doctor Octopus and he goes "I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME SPIDER-MAN" you go "Spider-Girl actually! I've been figuring out some shit"
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this is my favorite tweet in the world btw i think about it every time i step foot into michaels
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This is so embarssinf Mr breast grow up
#tbf imagine discarding your humanity only to realize half your audience stops watching once they reach middle school#it's gotta hit mr beast right in his beastlings
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My child said to me:
“Other-donkey, Elsa likes macaroni kiko”
Can you understand what this sentence means? Write down your guess before I reveal the answer in the next tweet
#this post is going to give me baby fever it's so fucking cute and funny#kids are so dumb and smart and the way their brains work fascinates me
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Fingering the seeds out of this jalapeño was so erotic i need to go beat off
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Love being brutally called out by the British Library
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all Linux distributions are women. windows is the only Masculine operating system. Macs are also women but they're cisgender
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if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends
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'just patch up ur own socks' 'just alter the html code urself' 'just mod it in urself' 'just learn to draw it yourself' 'just learn how to cobble shoes in ur free time' 'just /make ur own clothes/ after work' im sick and tired of using my precious labor to compensate for capitalism's failures
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