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i want all my friends and followers and mutuals and acquaintances to know from the bottom of my heart: i don’t respond to your messages because i’m an insane person, i am insane medieval hermit software running inappropriately on modern queer hardware and social media scares me. it is not your fault
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porn isn't evil or misogynistic you just grew up culturally christian and are scared of sex
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I reference this meme so often and nobody ever gets the reference. It's so distressing
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guys what if they kill me at work today
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Saying "oh, it's just an AU" every time someone notices that my OCs have completely different backstories from last time and sweating bullets hoping nobody asks exactly what core continuity it's an AU of.
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non-writers will never understand the mental illness of writing an entire conversation in your head while doing dishes and then forgetting every word the second you open a blank doc
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The problem with the sims is i open the game and then i blink and then five hours have passed and i havent eaten or drank or gone to the bathroom or got up or moved out of a noticeably uncomfortable position or even been listening to music or anything. For five hours
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"aros can still date" well i don't want to. "aros can be in qprs" well i don't want to. "aros can still get married" i cannot stress enough how much i don't want to do that. "it can be completely platonic" i don't care i still don't want to. "aros can still go on dates and kiss people and act indistinguishably from an alloromantic person" why are you so hell bent on us fitting into amatonormative society as much as possible. "aros can still love" is this just to make you feel better? it feels like it's just to make you feel better
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never "look inside" yourself btw i just tried it and there was already someone in there looking back it was so awkward
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the fat of the land voted “funniest album art” 24th year in a row
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John Oliver gets it, as usual. AI Slop is one of the best episodes of Last Week Tonight I've seen so far. Gen AI is theft. Those who use it are not authors or artists, they're grifters profiting from real creatives.

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