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therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

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this post by @writing-is-a-martial-art x revolutionary girl utena

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I love that in Akiva and Elazar’s debate over Plague of Frog™️ they don’t even disagree that it was just one frog, simply whether that frog gave birth to the rest of the frogs or just whistled to summon them from the Nile

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alright so the book is called 'Apparently, Sir Cameron Needs to Die' but I just found the list of rejected titles, and some of these are kinda good:

Everything Bad Happens to Cameron All the Time

The Dumbfuck Knight

Everything Bad Happens to Cameron All the F*cking Time

In Which Sir Cameron Dies

The Traitor to Humanity

Sir Cameron Doesn’t Want to Die

To Concuss an Elf

The Mad Sorcerer’s Defeat

Magic Planet

An Elf Wants to Stab Me

The Prophecy Says I Have to Die

The Coward Knight

Everyone Wants to Kill Me (For Legitimate and Understandable Reasons)

The Ballad of Sir Cameron the Pitiful

Watch Out Cameron! There’s a Prophecy!

The Knight Who Betrayed Everyone

I’m Sir Cameron and They All Want to Kill Me

Let’s All Kill Sir Cameron

Sir Cameron’s Adventures in Misery

Sir Camron Does Everything Wrong

Does Sir Cameron Deserve This?

Bad Things Happen to Sir Cameron

Can Sir Cameron Get Laid Before He Dies?

The Death of Sir Cameron

Sir Cameron the Pitiful

The Bad Knight

The Future is Medieval

Survive the Prophecy, Idiot!

Dead Knight Walking

A Concussed Elf Wants to Kill Me

A Tale of Blood and More Blood

An Inconvenient Prophecy

It’s My Duty to Die (Not that I Will) 

The Disobedient Knight

A Certain Knavish Knight

Knight vs Elf vs Sorcerer

Saved by the Sorcerer

This Prophecy Sucks

The Nuisance Knight 

Unfortunately, He’s Doomed

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my jews, you really need to stop liking/commenting/reblogging my post about sufganiyot, we’re in freaking PASSOVER 💀

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a conversation that probably happened as the jewish people were leaving egypt

person A: oh shit theres no time for my bread to rise we aren't gonna get out of here on time

person B: so just?? dont let it rise. bake it like that.

person A: itll be flat and weird though? do you really think that's a good idea

person B: yeah, it's just a few fucked up loaves of bread. in a couple years no one will even remember it!

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the language of the ancient jews is extinct 😂😂

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Does this mean catboys can't loaf during Passover...

holy shit wait

idk why I made this

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i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

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Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

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i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better

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adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

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"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."

"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."

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Ahh Young Love!

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It's not enough! IT'S STILL NOT ENOUGH! Why do you always look at me like that? Why? WHY WON'T YOU ADMIT HOW YOU REALLY FEEL!

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Did you hear? Did you hear? You were a real girl all along!