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we’re all sure Hangman is going to interfere in the match between Swerve's team and Mox’s, the real question is: what exactly is he doing backstage while he waits? yeah… you’ve got a filthy mind just like mine
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The people who go "well who's going to look after you when you're old?" when you say you're not having kids are breathtakingly naive. Our next-door neighbour, somewhere in her mid-80s, has a son, grandkids, and a grear-granddaughter, and who's the one she calls when she needs help, and checks that she's not spending christmas alone? Me and my boyfriend.
Having kids is irrelevant if the answer to that question is still going to be "the mentally ill faggots next door."
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I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage
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Hangman was like? "Well, his face shouldn't have been in the way of my Lariat, dumbass!"
And you know what, he's right.
Hangman did nothing wrong.
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Ilusion pins Yuni to win the Officially Licensed Umbrella Death Match
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