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my love language is all of them bitch i have a big heart

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keanu reeves: YOURE breathtaking!

me sitting at home in bed:

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the mcelboys said trans rights!

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the fact that i’m not on a balcony in italy watching the sun set eating fresh fruit with my lover is offensive

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hobbies include sitting on my bedroom floor being absolutely devastated by the fact that i have a physical form

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YES i’m gay. YES i have a vampire fetish. NO i don’t know my times tables. we exist.

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every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking

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masterpost of neo from the matrix pride to go with my lesbian one (x)

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*doesn’t show affection* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!

*shows affection* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!

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Keanu Reeves Plays With Puppies While Answering Fan Questions

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the idea of detective pikachu swearing is so fucking funny like. the absolute disregard from this stupid yellow rat who cant remember JACK SHIT except for his one personality trait of BASTARD because ryan reynolds is his humansona.  the whole notion of pikachu, childhood icon, growing the fuck up and doing adult things like getting jacked up on 20 packs of caffeine and fighting in illicit underground rings, should have, in tandem, included him being allowed to cuss like it’s punctuation. detective pikachu should have been given the liberty to swear as and when he liked but we were robbed.

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being hideous with other people really is an underrated form of intimacy

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If you’re exclusively attracted to fictional men, than you’re probably not attracted to men. Fictional men might have the aesthetic appearance of men but what makes a man is a lot more than the aesthetic appearance of one and men in tv shows and movies are often idealized and act in ways that we never see in men in real life.

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DETECTIVE PIKACHU (2019) 
 dir. Rob Letterman