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”pdf file” “unalived” “grape” “corn” what if i killed myself right here right now

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there's just some plots that could've been scrapped...this was one of them

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Me when y/n is acting like a little fucking child for male validation

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rule

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i actually get a bit annoyed with people who get a bit annoyed when people say “sorry” in response to their bad news. “why are you apologizing you didn’t do anything :/” like okay well a) you don’t know that and actually yes i am the secret architect of all your woes and have been this whole time, way to refuse to acknowledge a woman (gender neutral)’s accomplishments. and b) we’re both fluent english speakers so you know perfectly well that “sorry” isn’t always an apology and is very commonly used as an expression of general regret or sympathy. not in this case, because i have been your secret nemesis for years, meticulously plotting your every misery, but, like, in general

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Me, age 10, doing an essay on the pharaoh’s curse for school: huh. So this archeologist that died and everyone thought it was because he disturbed the pharaoh’s tomb actually died because he used a rusty razor to shave and it infected a mosquito bite. I can see how people could come to that conclusion, but it is a bit silly

Me, today, shaving my mosquito bite-ridden legs: I must tread carefully lest I incur the pharaoh’s wrath

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i'm--

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i just rediscovered the pelican spider. give me 1-2 business days to stop laughing at how they're shaped and ill be normal again

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there’s this extremely kind soul of a woman on instagram that makes accessible recipes that don’t require standing, chopping, or a stove and she might just have a permanent place in my heart

edit: here's her YouTube account, as well as her TikTok and Facebook :)

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Things are looking rough for the bisexuals of hatchetfield these days :/

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nerdy prudes must die am I right

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One of these nerdy prudes is not like the other

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Detective Shapiro had to come from Chicago because any cop who actually comes from Hatchetfield would have believed Grace literally instantly when she tried to frame the entire city of Clivesdale for her murders.

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this is what rly happened

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"Don't kill the part of you that's cringe, kill the part that cringes"

-Richie probably

(Stephanie and Grace's first time eating lunch with the trio ☆)

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Nerdy Prudes Must Die   —   Starkid,  2023 The Fallen Angel   —   Alexandre Cabanel,  1847