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I love that vocaloid has had a resurgence recently and the whole hatsune miku being treated like a real celebrity thing is nice and all, but do not let that trick you into attributing songs to her!!!!

There are real people making these songs, and they deserve credit. Back in the day, Wowaka (RIP) left the vocaloid community out of frustration that his songs kept being credited to Hatsune Miku. That's like saying a Bach song was written by "Piano". She is an instrument, remember that!

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accused 17th-century English or English colonial witches in a certain subset of modern pseudo-feminist fiction: I'm a girlboss who can read, unlike other women! I live apart from the community and use herbs to basically invent modern medicine! my views align perfectly with many modern progressive talking points! also I wear my hair down because I'm a ~free spirit~

actual accused 17th-century English or English colonial witches: I'm homeless and mentally ill and my community just kind of wants me gone. or I'm Jewish or Romani. or maybe I have property that someone else wants. I could have strong opinions but that's usually not enough to attract witchcraft charges on its own unless the community is REALLY in a mess. I might even be an unpopular MAN who someone has an interpersonal squabble with, although statistically I am more likely to be a woman (unlike in Scandinavia, where the reverse is true)

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still don’t get why putting ice cream on a dessert makes it muslim?

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Please please please

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hold this

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trams are like if a train and a bus had a baby and then the bus abandoned the family when the tram was just a baby and the train raised it as a hardworking single mother

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While making dinner tonight, I very very fleetingly, but very seriously and legitimately thought “I should watch Goncharov tonight”

And then I Remembered.

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i think about this thread from 2005 on a piano forum often

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mr migraine. my me a grain

make it the hurtest of my stupid brain

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first thing to know about sewing machines is that they can smell fear

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Walks along the highway at rush hour so I get sick with fumes and die, and then I go down to the lake nearby and drink so I gets sick with tire rubber runoff and die, and finally I cap it all off by eating some delicious highway shrubbery and I get sick from the lead bioaccumulation and die. And then I go home and sleep well

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i don’t… want this.

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you will describe tummy/waist fat as a "muffin top" (yummy treat?) and "love handles" (most romantic phrase ever?) and mean it in a derogatory way? when these things are obviously good?

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somewhere a 13 year old girl just had the thought "i wish i was born a boy" for the very first time

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"You could just use ai" yeah well I could also just kill you.