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do you ever wanna kiss someone really badly & you’re just like “!!!!” inside

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huh. something small but unexpected happened and it threw me off my rhythm. the whole day is ruined now. its gonna take me 3-5 business days to recover

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All throughout childhood, while my peers were socializing and making friends, I studied the blade read so many books that I am now almost legally blind, which left me with vast and deeply instinctual understanding of English grammar - and next to no ability to explain how it actually works. Friends will often ask me to proofread their writing and then get very mad when I say things like, "You need to completely reverse this sentence and cut this clause entirely; no, I'm sorry, i don't know why, I just know that the way it is now ITCHES 😭"

Now, what I want to see is a fantasy story where this plays out with MAGICAL grammar. Someone from a backwater town deeply steeped in folk magic arrives at Wizard Uni where all their fellow students are like "What do you mean, we should add another '𝞯∘⋇𝞿' to the incancation because it 'sounds better'? What do you mean, 'it could just be a regional thing'?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'THIS SPELL JUST FEELS LIKE IT NEEDS A LIVE RAT'????"

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babe I'm tired, can it be your turn to have the unhealthy obsession with me this time?

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this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

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Jedi-isms

What Jedi say: Emotions lead down a dark path.

What Jedi mean: Calm your tits before you hurt somebody.

What Jedi say: The Force shall reveal the time for action.

What Jedi mean: Nah.

What Jedi say: I sense darkness in you.

What Jedi mean: Hey, asshole.

What Jedi say: The Force works in mysterious ways.

What Jedi mean: That’s the worst question I’ve ever heard.

What Jedi say: I will meditate on your words.

What Jedi mean: Go fuck yourself.

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NO I CANT

I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THE QUOTE

What if there was an apocalypse but some people were really really in denial and optimistic and thinking everything will be back to normal soon?

Like they’d be foraging through the ruins of New York for supplies, shooting raiders in the face and saying “Man, this recession is really bad, huh?”

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“if you’re so stressed out from school why don’t you just study more or take fewer classes??”

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I would let a racoon do surgery on me

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Merry crisis y'all

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Interspecies lesbianism

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I need to send this post to my choir teacher! Holy wow I love this

Do you guys ever think about how much humans love singing? Because we really do. Before our kids learn to talk properly, they learn to sing, maybe not with words, and probably not in tune, but they’re definitely singing.

We have song for and about every occasion, emotion, and activity. We learn things quicker by song than simply by memorizing the words. If you leave someone in the quiet, they sing to themselves, even if it’s just in their head.

Every culture no matter how different has some form of music or song. Some of the most ancient artifacts we have from our long distant ancestors are musical instruments.

We are literally hardwired to get an endorphin rush from singing. Like we do from running. Which is interesting to me because common theory is that we get that “runners high” because that’s our body’s way of encouraging us to engage in endurance hunting.

So I wonder, if originally, humans weren’t meant to speak. Maybe we were meant to sing.

In story after story, when we want to convey that a culture is beautiful and graceful, and ancient, we give them song-like languages. Or describe their voices as lyrical or musical. Tolkien elves, stick out as a good example.

Are we subconsciously giving them the old, familiar language that our ancestors had?

If you traveled back to the early days of humanity, would you hear our ancestors singing through the trees? About love, and hate, and happiness, and sorrow, just like we do now?

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P1: “Dragons must be mammals because if they’re reptiles they’d be cold blooded so they wouldn’t be able to have things like fire breath.”

P2: “So a dragon is a mammal?”

P1: “Yes exactly.”

P2: “Dragons are a subspecies of platypi.”

P3: “Explain.”

P2: “Mammal that lays eggs.”

DM: “Well, that’s canon now.”

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5 years ago, all my OCs were edgy and had scars over their eyes, etc. Today, my main OC is a soft boi umbreon that evolved during an eclipse, thus causing his colors to change. My other favourite OC is Tencho, a character that has gone through 3 separate name changes, and his outfits changed massively from torn up hoodies, sweatpants, and daggers to a leather jacket, black jeans with the knees tore out, and a BIG ASS SCYTHE. Both of their backstories have also changed throughout the years.

Characters are never set in stone, especially ones that are made to express a side of you that you don't know how to otherwise. Tencho was a self insert in a story for a long time, but has since become a way for me to express more masculine ideas, while Eclipse is a way for me to express more soft ideas. They help me personafy the abstract and better explain my emotions.

OCs change. It's natural.

Never worry about fully fleshing out your characters and calling it a day, cause we as humans aren’t done learning either, what makes you think your character is done?

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What made everyone's 2020 bearable?

For me, my awesome coworkers and Unus Annus.

hey. hey buddy. you did it. 

the orange bastard will be out of office come january. 

a corona vaccine will be released in a few months. 

you did it. 2020 is almost over and you’re still here.

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Sounds like me

rb bait but take my which crime would you commit while you “be gay do crimes” quiz and lmk what you got