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MY BAD IVE BEEN REBLOGGING ONTO THE WRONG BLOG I ONLY JUST NOTICED

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lifestealers :]

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could you imagine being a man, a sis gender man, who is really into sounding other men. It's just the only way for you to get off really. But one day you meet a man that you really like, and you just connect with him on a whole other level. And you guys finally get to the point where not only are you in the bedroom with each other, but you're starting to get more open with each other too. About all the things like. The only issue is, is that this man is transgender. He does not have a penis he has never pursued any sort of bottom surgery. So he still has the whole set, the labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres. And he also has a urethra. Now he's willing to indulge in your special weird little thing. You're sounding. And you guys finally get to the bedroom and you have your little sounding pole or whatever it is they use. But you realize some thing very quickly. Do you know where the clitorises you know where the clitoris is, but where… Is the urethra? Riddle me this Batman

i've tried answering this ask in three different ways and each time it deleted whatever i added. labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres. Every time i try to find a new angle to work on this answer with i read another sentence that makes me wince so hard i forget 3/7ths of the english language. labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres. i literally am trying to think of any kind of response but verbally i keep repeating it. "labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres." it's like a spell. it's fucking addicting. it's the only way i know a human being sent it because that was for fucking sure speech to text happening right there for a single sentence. labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres.

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Toby's Big Boy

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I want clive DEAD.

So im reading the red valley wiki cuz i dont got time nor attention span for the actual podcast rn and hear me out, bryony x clive but before s3 happens. or clive x pamela but rebecca and s4 stresses clive into forced overdose becajse apparently bro was abusing drugs??? I dont rmemeber this one tbh. And s4 id imagine its probably expired or makeshift drugs that you can make at home or post apocalyptic style idk.

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Guys idk if its obvious but i quite like clive he might just be the creature i want in life.

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So im reading the red valley wiki cuz i dont got time nor attention span for the actual podcast rn and hear me out, bryony x clive but before s3 happens. or clive x pamela but rebecca and s4 stresses clive into forced overdose becajse apparently bro was abusing drugs??? I dont rmemeber this one tbh. And s4 id imagine its probably expired or makeshift drugs that you can make at home or post apocalyptic style idk.

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Guys i suddenly really feel like writing what if ur now legal adult writer wrote and posted shitty mcyt smut /j

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CHEERRRS

ARE YOU SECRETLY GHOSTIE AND YOU JUST CHANGED BLOG NAMES???

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ARE YOU SECRETLY GHOSTIE AND YOU JUST CHANGED BLOG NAMES???

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sorry if i repost mcyt stuff here i have potato brain and forgor to change blogs or straight up didnt notice where i was posting to

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I didnt even tag the post dawg how are people finding out about my toxic hatesex core clive bryony wtf

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Clive and bryony but theyre like insanely toxic relationship. Like i mean hate sex and the whole shebabble

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all minecraft roleplayers know how to do is exile, geopolitical commentary, block infection, and gay divorce

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I posted ch11 of wotd. While this fic was supposed to be only lifesteal related, uhhhhhh i got sidetracked so its now just something

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49295197/chapters/164974972

Mind u guys im like dogshit at using tumblr and its mechanics so idk how to make the links prettier sorry

Guys i posted word ch11 after my 8 month break! ( ill link it later im typing weirdly rn at 3am)

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Guys i posted word ch11 after my 8 month break! ( ill link it later im typing weirdly rn at 3am)

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So im not trying to imply anything but i dont know where pirate au went so uh